Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3049. | Gum (gumwrapper) | 70.78 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 3050. | Caine (cainegt) | 70.75 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 3051. | GOYARD (goyard) | 70.74 | 97% | 2017-09-22 |
| 3052. | Avinash (avinash625) | 70.74 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
| 3053. | Mert (zensoh) | 70.73 | 95% | 2020-08-05 |
| 3054. | Derek (derekkeiley) | 70.73 | 99% | 2020-06-12 |
| 3055. | Evan (lil_effer) | 70.72 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| 3056. | David (david_j_ncba2019) | 70.71 | 99% | 2019-08-27 |
| 3057. | Susan (susanshu) | 70.70 | 98% | 2018-02-28 |
| 3058. | Victor (vhlin) | 70.69 | 94% | 2018-10-21 |
| 3059. | Cinoss (cinoss) | 70.66 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
| 3060. | Qwerty (qwertyazerty) | 70.65 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 3061. | Ed (gitpwnednub) | 70.65 | 97% | 2019-04-02 |
| 3062. | Alekun (alekun) | 70.65 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 3063. | Lee (enelledee) | 70.65 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 3064. | Said (surrenderordie) | 70.64 | 96% | 2020-07-17 |
| 3065. | adarsh (supng) | 70.63 | 96% | 2020-01-10 |
| 3066. | Eugene (_absorb_1) | 70.63 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 3067. | Hyx (christianmoises) | 70.62 | 96% | 2019-07-03 |
| 3068. | hackthemoon (hackthemoon) | 70.62 | 96% | 2021-07-24 |
| 3069. | Josh (expiredvenom) | 70.61 | 96% | 2019-07-07 |
| 3070. | Vasu (vasushash_2016) | 70.61 | 96% | 2019-10-01 |
| 3071. | Broken (sakambagal_aba) | 70.60 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 3072. | John (jodo3) | 70.60 | 95% | 2020-04-28 |
| 3073. | bino_ (bino_) | 70.57 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
| 3074. | Lion (wizaslan) | 70.56 | 96% | 2020-02-10 |
| 3075. | Justin (politicalguy) | 70.55 | 95% | 2018-03-18 |
| 3076. | President Xi (presidentxi) | 70.54 | 96% | 2020-03-27 |
| 3077. | Duarte (haunted_cpp) | 70.54 | 95% | 2019-09-26 |
| 3078. | Eunmin (mgood2) | 70.54 | 96% | 2018-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |