So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11219. | Austin (thespasticsurgeon) | 83.21 | 96% | 2016-08-26 |
| 11220. | Marek (ksydry_nt_pbt) | 83.20 | 95% | 2017-04-15 |
| 11221. | Brandon (prowling) | 83.20 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 11222. | Paolo (cheruphim) | 83.20 | 89% | 2011-12-23 |
| 11223. | Ari (aginghero) | 83.20 | 99% | 2013-10-20 |
| 11224. | Kyle (zerpy) | 83.20 | 89% | 2015-08-12 |
| 11225. | Daniel (kyoogoo) | 83.20 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 11226. | Finn (finnreid19) | 83.20 | 97% | 2018-10-22 |
| 11227. | Nature (nature) | 83.19 | — | 2011-01-22 |
| 11228. | Guest (icqx) | 83.19 | 96% | 2013-10-02 |
| 11229. | sergio (sergiomagnvs) | 83.19 | 95% | 2013-02-23 |
| 11230. | DAndH (dandh) | 83.19 | — | 2009-05-19 |
| 11231. | Elisa (elisac00) | 83.18 | 98% | 2017-11-08 |
| 11232. | tstats[roselaflesh] (rosela... | 83.18 | 96% | 2014-02-12 |
| 11233. | coolapple (coolapple) | 83.18 | 95% | 2022-05-07 |
| 11234. | Kun (kunparekh18) | 83.18 | 97% | 2018-03-23 |
| 11235. | BoBon (bonbon) | 83.17 | — | 2008-10-26 |
| 11236. | Cdawg2 (cdawg2) | 83.17 | — | 2010-03-19 |
| 11237. | Trevor (doyouevencodebro) | 83.17 | 98% | 2013-09-19 |
| 11238. | Jon (varunasky) | 83.17 | — | 2010-10-25 |
| 11239. | 景云 (__qwop) | 83.17 | 95% | 2014-05-16 |
| 11240. | Emmanuel (bodmas) | 83.17 | 98% | 2018-01-10 |
| 11241. | vilapet (vilapet) | 83.17 | 98% | 2022-11-08 |
| 11242. | eileen (ninecups) | 83.17 | 95% | 2015-08-07 |
| 11243. | Galamb (galamb) | 83.17 | 96% | 2022-07-22 |
| 11244. | Angel (cagsantos) | 83.17 | 97% | 2015-09-17 |
| 11245. | Jason (crowder) | 83.16 | 96% | 2014-08-20 |
| 11246. | avENGER (pffflstlss) | 83.16 | 91% | 2016-07-17 |
| 11247. | Subarno (subarno) | 83.16 | 98% | 2022-08-08 |
| 11248. | Bertin (bertin) | 83.16 | 98% | 2018-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |