As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10015. | Alan (tngg) | 84.20 | 96% | 2024-04-07 |
| 10016. | Stelister (stelister) | 84.20 | 97.1% | 2025-01-28 |
| 10017. | White Darkness (white_darkn... | 84.20 | 99% | 2023-10-09 |
| 10018. | Paul (laule9) | 84.20 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 10019. | andy (ajggormly) | 84.20 | 98% | 2021-11-18 |
| 10020. | Nadine (lemon__nade) | 84.20 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 10021. | Brodie (brodes) | 84.19 | 96% | 2020-01-30 |
| 10022. | 🥺👉👈 (daddy_mememas... | 84.19 | 97% | 2025-11-05 |
| 10023. | Chris (kr0n0s1nvisible) | 84.19 | 94% | 2015-12-12 |
| 10024. | bulby (bulbyboy) | 84.19 | 98% | 2017-10-03 |
| 10025. | soren (soreniedge) | 84.18 | 96% | 2025-03-24 |
| 10026. | tit (mrg698) | 84.18 | 99% | 2023-08-30 |
| 10027. | nigh_dvorak (nigh_dvorak) | 84.18 | 97.8% | 2023-09-30 |
| 10028. | Jacob (emptypaintbrush) | 84.18 | 98% | 2022-03-27 |
| 10029. | Mark Jamil (markjamsabejon) | 84.18 | 91% | 2015-10-17 |
| 10030. | Turtle (kameiphilip) | 84.18 | 97% | 2016-10-10 |
| 10031. | Thatisdifficult (thatisdiff... | 84.17 | 97% | 2017-10-31 |
| 10032. | Josh (j00shh) | 84.17 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 10033. | david (jrdupd) | 84.17 | 100% | 2023-01-17 |
| 10034. | Spafa (spafa) | 84.17 | 95% | 2019-09-26 |
| 10035. | Meløn (__melon__) | 84.17 | 92% | 2016-01-15 |
| 10036. | Wong (wong_wing) | 84.16 | 96% | 2025-11-05 |
| 10037. | Khan Abdul (theweaponx24) | 84.16 | 98% | 2023-08-15 |
| 10038. | Ben (bhoman) | 84.16 | 99% | 2022-11-07 |
| 10039. | Minseok (devani0310) | 84.16 | 97% | 2016-02-19 |
| 10040. | james (awesome4aces115) | 84.15 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| 10041. | dileepthoutam (dileepthoutam) | 84.15 | 96% | 2022-11-13 |
| 10042. | J-Train (jtmakeitrain) | 84.15 | 98% | 2019-11-20 |
| 10043. | Sveta (svetarozenbaum) | 84.15 | 95% | 2022-10-24 |
| 10044. | ケニー (schnitzelbr0t) | 84.15 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |