I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8051. | Tri Dung (phantridung123) | 90.96 | 96% | 2021-12-29 |
| 8052. | πSnailπ (jayvenlai) | 90.96 | 97% | 2019-08-09 |
| 8053. | Jack (guywhodoesallthegroup... | 90.95 | 98% | 2022-03-05 |
| 8054. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 90.95 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 8055. | Ryan (ryanluut) | 90.95 | 95% | 2022-06-05 |
| 8056. | Prithvi (psprithvi) | 90.94 | 96.2% | 2025-02-26 |
| 8057. | Alex (atauber) | 90.94 | 98% | 2022-11-28 |
| 8058. | Justin (liontan) | 90.94 | 97% | 2022-08-13 |
| 8059. | Colin (3geosyog) | 90.94 | 98% | 2020-06-17 |
| 8060. | JerMoe (jaydee44) | 90.93 | 99% | 2024-09-12 |
| 8061. | Kevki (kevki_) | 90.93 | 97% | 2022-10-20 |
| 8062. | Androide (vforvali) | 90.93 | 95% | 2020-06-29 |
| 8063. | Wade (hakunamatataa) | 90.93 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
| 8064. | Ash (aelhag) | 90.93 | 96% | 2020-09-20 |
| 8065. | one day π― (cyard) | 90.93 | 99% | 2018-11-19 |
| 8066. | Krishna (cold5r) | 90.93 | 98% | 2019-01-15 |
| 8067. | Evan (__evab__) | 90.92 | 97.1% | 2024-07-13 |
| 8068. | T2fast4u (pnwtrevorb) | 90.92 | 96% | 2020-10-10 |
| 8069. | 12region (bikg) | 90.91 | 97% | 2025-06-14 |
| 8070. | Ahnaf (ahnaf75) | 90.91 | 98% | 2022-07-09 |
| 8071. | CatShark (dodobunny) | 90.91 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 8072. | Ethan (queuequeueqq) | 90.91 | 96% | 2021-09-21 |
| 8073. | Jose Antonio (jarceantonio) | 90.91 | 100% | 2024-02-05 |
| 8074. | udo (deep231199) | 90.91 | 97% | 2018-03-03 |
| 8075. | Alejandro (alexrex0) | 90.90 | 97.5% | 2024-12-05 |
| 8076. | Anders (anders623) | 90.90 | 96.9% | 2024-10-18 |
| 8077. | Daniel (dannegrindar) | 90.90 | 97.8% | 2024-10-25 |
| 8078. | inlaidwater (inlaidwater) | 90.90 | 96% | 2022-12-27 |
| 8079. | Giuseppe (shmebulock2) | 90.89 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
| 8080. | Max (notmaxwigdahl) | 90.89 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |