As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13886. | ela (eladeger) | 74.86 | 19% | 2016-05-25 |
| 13887. | (altroq) | 74.85 | 95% | 2021-10-14 |
| 13888. | Flocc (flocc) | 74.85 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 13889. | Honore (bigzeek3) | 74.85 | 97% | 2016-03-19 |
| 13890. | Joe (jbboshoff@yahoo.com) | 74.84 | 96% | 2022-04-13 |
| 13891. | Tanmay (tanmayyy_) | 74.84 | 97% | 2022-11-10 |
| 13892. | Julian (solocholo) | 74.84 | 98.9% | 2021-01-30 |
| 13893. | 🥀ܐܘܔܢ🦅 (ogin) | 74.84 | 95% | 2016-06-02 |
| 13894. | VinceFX (vincefx) | 74.84 | 93% | 2015-06-23 |
| 13895. | sylv81 (sylv81ct) | 74.84 | 91% | 2016-07-08 |
| 13896. | fah (fah22) | 74.84 | 97% | 2017-10-24 |
| 13897. | ByteWise (bytewise) | 74.83 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 13898. | Azael (azael69) | 74.83 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 13899. | JUNREY (dosmildos) | 74.82 | 96% | 2023-01-16 |
| 13900. | Sri Harsha (skoppaka) | 74.82 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 13901. | Kunal (kunal299) | 74.81 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 13902. | Evan (__evab__) | 74.80 | 95% | 2021-10-26 |
| 13903. | Nick (vergil_00) | 74.80 | 99% | 2022-02-01 |
| 13904. | Drippy (lookitsdrip) | 74.80 | 95% | 2023-01-12 |
| 13905. | Ice (juicedicee) | 74.80 | 96% | 2022-01-22 |
| 13906. | Kaylsea (kaylsea) | 74.80 | 96.9% | 2021-02-19 |
| 13907. | Ed- (edrenck) | 74.80 | 96.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 13908. | Mike (promike) | 74.80 | 96% | 2015-04-14 |
| 13909. | Jandar (jandar) | 74.79 | 96% | 2021-09-24 |
| 13910. | And (andzer0) | 74.79 | 95% | 2022-01-25 |
| 13911. | Adrian (zephanin) | 74.79 | 94% | 2015-11-20 |
| 13912. | Lauren (unelunebleu) | 74.79 | 97% | 2016-04-15 |
| 13913. | Orri (orria98) | 74.78 | 96% | 2020-01-24 |
| 13914. | Colton (dvoraky1) | 74.78 | 97% | 2017-07-18 |
| 13915. | pentti (emitzu27) | 74.77 | 98% | 2023-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |