So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11703. | (doc2831) | 81.87 | 94% | 2022-01-07 |
| 11704. | (chochacacaculo) | 81.86 | 98% | 2016-03-24 |
| 11705. | (breakingkeyboards) | 81.86 | 95% | 2021-12-14 |
| 11706. | (typingpotato341) | 81.86 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 11707. | (xdarkroth) | 81.86 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| 11708. | (cjkache) | 81.86 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
| 11709. | (the_belal) | 81.86 | 98% | 2012-02-15 |
| 11710. | (elpero) | 81.86 | 98% | 2016-09-07 |
| 11711. | (pjsk83) | 81.86 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 11712. | Will (w1llmcl) | 81.85 | 95% | 2022-06-26 |
| 11713. | (pitifulpal) | 81.85 | 97% | 2022-07-13 |
| 11714. | (seankim9) | 81.85 | 88% | 2015-11-11 |
| 11715. | (nescioc) | 81.85 | 96% | 2012-08-11 |
| 11716. | Christian (gimslongvir) | 81.85 | — | 2011-03-10 |
| 11717. | (sondv) | 81.85 | 97% | 2019-04-18 |
| 11718. | (cmzuluagam) | 81.85 | 98% | 2016-02-23 |
| 11719. | (myrrhh) | 81.84 | 97% | 2017-10-05 |
| 11720. | David (traummann2157) | 81.84 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 11721. | Chris (___chris) | 81.84 | 98% | 2022-06-01 |
| 11722. | Lelerz (lelerz314) | 81.84 | 92% | 2014-01-30 |
| 11723. | (opidajoe) | 81.84 | 85% | 2012-10-17 |
| 11724. | (aw01) | 81.84 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
| 11725. | (iamimago) | 81.84 | 94% | 2013-01-21 |
| 11726. | RightOn (lonesome006) | 81.84 | 96% | 2014-11-30 |
| 11727. | James (squigglejoe) | 81.83 | 95% | 2011-09-05 |
| 11728. | (torque_i_alpha) | 81.83 | 98% | 2020-11-04 |
| 11729. | (yarun) | 81.83 | 98.5% | 2023-07-04 |
| 11730. | catpuplover (catpuplover) | 81.83 | 98% | 2023-02-16 |
| 11731. | (binexishatt) | 81.83 | 96% | 2021-02-12 |
| 11732. | (lone_lee) | 81.83 | 97% | 2020-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |