Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20857. | Sir Addons (joey7) | 67.40 | 96% | 2012-12-08 |
| 20858. | Harshit (harshitgarg971) | 67.40 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
| 20859. | xixi (silaphya) | 67.40 | 98% | 2021-07-27 |
| 20860. | Sarah (pleb) | 67.39 | 94% | 2012-03-31 |
| 20861. | Matt (mattsmouse) | 67.39 | 91% | 2016-08-22 |
| 20862. | Miles (hauskaz) | 67.39 | 96% | 2018-12-05 |
| 20863. | Frischi (frischi) | 67.38 | 96% | 2011-07-24 |
| 20864. | Schlangengift (schlangengift) | 67.38 | 92% | 2016-11-09 |
| 20865. | charm (charmiell) | 67.38 | 96% | 2021-01-31 |
| 20866. | Abdumalik (abdumalik) | 67.38 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 20867. | Thunder (kropox) | 67.38 | 97% | 2022-08-10 |
| 20868. | Andersen (buggyboard) | 67.37 | 97% | 2011-06-11 |
| 20869. | Asia (firebirdgirl12) | 67.37 | — | 2010-02-13 |
| 20870. | tam (tamraincoat) | 67.37 | 93% | 2014-12-12 |
| 20871. | Oskar (hurtox) | 67.37 | 83% | 2013-12-26 |
| 20872. | Geral (aldee_s) | 67.37 | 95% | 2011-12-09 |
| 20873. | pika (lanatoamazon) | 67.36 | — | 2008-11-04 |
| 20874. | Amit (full_metal) | 67.36 | 98% | 2013-06-15 |
| 20875. | _____ (____________________... | 67.36 | 97% | 2015-09-12 |
| 20876. | luciano (blue97) | 67.36 | 98% | 2018-04-20 |
| 20877. | mer (sprouttherat) | 67.36 | 99% | 2022-06-06 |
| 20878. | Pratik (rufferzool) | 67.36 | — | 2011-03-30 |
| 20879. | PEter (eganpg) | 67.35 | 94% | 2014-06-03 |
| 20880. | Eiji (eiji_ok) | 67.35 | 99% | 2013-05-17 |
| 20881. | Kelly (pumpinz) | 67.35 | 96% | 2014-03-03 |
| 20882. | cREO (cre0) | 67.35 | 94% | 2016-02-04 |
| 20883. | isuck (scasware) | 67.35 | — | 2008-09-17 |
| 20884. | Alvise (anklud) | 67.35 | 98% | 2021-09-26 |
| 20885. | UNOS! (unosofmanila) | 67.35 | 96.1% | 2023-06-04 |
| 20886. | LykaLyka (fr33z3r) | 67.35 | 88% | 2015-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |