And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24061. | Steven (sanstotz) | 72.42 | 97% | 2016-06-27 |
| 24062. | William (nguoisoi) | 72.42 | — | 2008-11-28 |
| 24063. | nick chat : (giang_vn) | 72.42 | 97% | 2011-09-09 |
| 24064. | Joseph (aeednon) | 72.41 | 97% | 2023-05-14 |
| 24065. | Tmers (tmers) | 72.41 | 96% | 2023-02-11 |
| 24066. | Alex (junkyardz) | 72.41 | — | 2010-07-27 |
| 24067. | Californium (californium) | 72.41 | 99% | 2019-11-23 |
| 24068. | Lord (manocsak) | 72.41 | 97% | 2013-09-30 |
| 24069. | Phuong (morpheeto) | 72.41 | 95% | 2012-09-14 |
| 24070. | Wesley (wesabbal32) | 72.41 | 98% | 2017-12-13 |
| 24071. | Neeraj (neerajnkk) | 72.41 | 94% | 2014-03-07 |
| 24072. | Abhi (uhsizeal) | 72.40 | 98% | 2011-11-05 |
| 24073. | Jayson (scillanova) | 72.40 | 96% | 2018-09-16 |
| 24074. | Hiyam (v1ctor1x) | 72.40 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 24075. | Shreyas (shreyastalathi) | 72.40 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 24076. | JD (jdman) | 72.40 | 97% | 2013-07-06 |
| 24077. | Amr (amrstien) | 72.39 | 96% | 2023-01-29 |
| 24078. | ben (mattereatinglad) | 72.39 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
| 24079. | Heather (starzin) | 72.39 | — | 2009-09-17 |
| 24080. | Bernhard (str0hhut1) | 72.39 | 95% | 2013-02-27 |
| 24081. | Joshua (joshm1234) | 72.39 | 96% | 2017-09-18 |
| 24082. | Ernesto (lordernest) | 72.39 | 94% | 2016-02-08 |
| 24083. | Ngoc Tu (anti) | 72.39 | — | 2009-09-22 |
| 24084. | _____ (____________________... | 72.39 | 96% | 2015-09-12 |
| 24085. | Than (thelensguy) | 72.38 | 92% | 2014-06-13 |
| 24086. | Rafi (ridirg) | 72.38 | 95% | 2021-10-25 |
| 24087. | Yousef (yuzosan) | 72.38 | 95% | 2019-09-10 |
| 24088. | sehrgut (sehrgut) | 72.38 | 97% | 2022-12-13 |
| 24089. | Dan (sirdanofthedirt) | 72.38 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
| 24090. | Para (parad) | 72.38 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |