Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4782. | Ali (bahjatia) | 99.86 | 97% | 2016-07-18 |
| 4783. | Caleb (pupilwarrior) | 99.85 | 98% | 2012-09-23 |
| 4784. | Steven (stevengeeky) | 99.84 | 98% | 2016-10-19 |
| 4785. | Lindsay (lindsayro1) | 99.84 | — | 2009-01-30 |
| 4786. | soldano (soldano) | 99.84 | 99% | 2020-07-10 |
| 4787. | matthew (fastertyperthanyou) | 99.84 | 98% | 2020-06-05 |
| 4788. | Jan (elapid) | 99.84 | 99% | 2019-09-01 |
| 4789. | John (mwsunder) | 99.83 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 4790. | Mirko (solidsnake) | 99.83 | 95% | 2011-06-05 |
| 4791. | Family Friendly User Name (... | 99.83 | 95% | 2016-12-16 |
| 4792. | Kwsky7 (kwsky7) | 99.83 | 96% | 2016-05-18 |
| 4793. | zat (teacup) | 99.82 | 97% | 2012-11-01 |
| 4794. | Florian (littlejacob) | 99.82 | 98% | 2013-11-03 |
| 4795. | Victo (victo_sn) | 99.82 | 98% | 2021-12-04 |
| 4796. | Mike (golflesson) | 99.82 | 96% | 2013-09-12 |
| 4797. | rowan (darkeyeone) | 99.82 | 99% | 2017-07-15 |
| 4798. | eve (evee) | 99.81 | — | 2010-04-18 |
| 4799. | Victoria (pinksakura) | 99.81 | 92% | 2015-06-21 |
| 4800. | 99ms (99ms) | 99.81 | 100% | 2023-07-22 |
| 4801. | Ajaykumar (ajaykumarkannan) | 99.81 | 98% | 2020-02-15 |
| 4802. | Miguel (quevangel) | 99.80 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 4803. | Logic (logicop14) | 99.78 | 93% | 2015-06-24 |
| 4804. | Noober (noobest_noober) | 99.78 | 97% | 2021-12-23 |
| 4805. | uc irvine advertisement (ozl6) | 99.78 | 95% | 2014-04-10 |
| 4806. | FreeHongKong (aquaficial) | 99.77 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
| 4807. | Tyler (wzrds3) | 99.77 | — | 2010-08-29 |
| 4808. | fataone (fataone) | 99.77 | 95% | 2014-08-14 |
| 4809. | yaun (yyaun) | 99.77 | 99% | 2014-10-11 |
| 4810. | Chris (christhomas95) | 99.76 | 97% | 2015-04-07 |
| 4811. | David (dahart) | 99.76 | 93% | 2012-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |