I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11962. | muhammad (faisalwaqas65) | 81.32 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 11963. | hhesenjan (hhesenjan) | 81.31 | 97% | 2024-04-26 |
| 11964. | Jacob (vipveral) | 81.31 | 99% | 2020-07-28 |
| 11965. | Almer (safaraalmer) | 81.31 | 98% | 2020-07-02 |
| 11966. | riddle (riddlee) | 81.31 | 95% | 2019-03-02 |
| 11967. | mic (michaljanik) | 81.30 | 97% | 2024-03-21 |
| 11968. | mohamed (oasis_66) | 81.30 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 11969. | Dylan (yokamaa) | 81.30 | 96.1% | 2021-02-05 |
| 11970. | ssm1 (ssm1) | 81.30 | 96% | 2020-05-12 |
| 11971. | Joshua (joshuamelfano) | 81.30 | 97% | 2018-05-03 |
| 11972. | wiederherr (wiederherr) | 81.29 | 98% | 2025-09-09 |
| 11973. | Hayden (r1plee) | 81.29 | 94% | 2021-01-02 |
| 11974. | Please use and appropriate ... | 81.29 | 95% | 2023-04-14 |
| 11975. | Jared (jaredgoodman03) | 81.29 | 93% | 2017-05-03 |
| 11976. | aidil (aidilqayyim) | 81.29 | 95% | 2022-09-26 |
| 11977. | Wolfegang (wolfegang) | 81.29 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 11978. | Zeth (7zeth7) | 81.28 | 97% | 2025-03-07 |
| 11979. | Pixel269 (pixeltwosixnine) | 81.28 | 95% | 2021-05-26 |
| 11980. | Haris (matraxa_) | 81.28 | 97% | 2021-01-30 |
| 11981. | ♛₳Ⱡ฿ɆⱤ₮₴ⱧÅ... | 81.27 | 95% | 2020-06-18 |
| 11982. | Michael (michaelru) | 81.27 | 96% | 2018-10-07 |
| 11983. | srini (srinidhisrinivas) | 81.27 | 96% | 2020-07-25 |
| 11984. | Maxwell (mlarson) | 81.27 | 96% | 2020-03-02 |
| 11985. | Jion (jiondarien) | 81.26 | 94% | 2020-07-06 |
| 11986. | Pete (trolltusk1) | 81.26 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
| 11987. | Matthew (bananope) | 81.26 | 97% | 2021-02-21 |
| 11988. | Duck (duckduckwhale) | 81.26 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
| 11989. | Hayden (tr0lley) | 81.26 | 95% | 2019-12-16 |
| 11990. | Markuss (laach) | 81.26 | 93% | 2017-01-16 |
| 11991. | Elvixter (elvixter) | 81.25 | 97% | 2023-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |