I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3219. | T-Bird (spartakick) | 108.46 | 97% | 2016-05-27 |
| 3220. | Hanz (hans_dampf) | 108.43 | 98% | 2021-08-14 |
| 3221. | Jawn (yavvaios) | 108.43 | 99% | 2020-08-05 |
| 3222. | Cisco (yizzyweezy) | 108.42 | 98% | 2019-10-16 |
| 3223. | Raphael (purified_salt) | 108.41 | 98.5% | 2024-09-02 |
| 3224. | Jonah (jonahwho) | 108.40 | 99% | 2022-12-12 |
| 3225. | lorenzo (lorenzo2131) | 108.40 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 3226. | jenna (jennnnna) | 108.39 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 3227. | Kyle (supkylejohnson) | 108.39 | 98% | 2016-08-11 |
| 3228. | Husky (husky_d) | 108.38 | 97.4% | 2025-01-05 |
| 3229. | wesley (wsly) | 108.38 | 96% | 2016-03-12 |
| 3230. | jaacouub (fsnxward) | 108.38 | 98% | 2024-01-25 |
| 3231. | Kaybe (kaybnde) | 108.37 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 3232. | Tahir (tahir_iqbal) | 108.36 | 100% | 2021-12-25 |
| 3233. | Yoonshik (yoonshik95) | 108.35 | 97% | 2017-04-04 |
| 3234. | Renato (xitraiv) | 108.34 | 99% | 2022-04-15 |
| 3235. | 7zephyr (7zephyr) | 108.33 | 98% | 2022-08-14 |
| 3236. | Chris (chrisdyoon) | 108.33 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 3237. | Jeffrey (jeffreyfeng) | 108.33 | 97% | 2025-07-15 |
| 3238. | 01 (0011111) | 108.32 | 97.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 3239. | SMGH (sirmrguy) | 108.32 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 3240. | Speedy (flux2k) | 108.32 | 97% | 2020-10-28 |
| 3241. | Nate (virtu0s0) | 108.31 | 98.2% | 2025-02-04 |
| 3242. | edward_flex (edward_flex) | 108.31 | 98.7% | 2023-07-06 |
| 3243. | ehe (aeronsic) | 108.31 | 100% | 2022-09-20 |
| 3244. | Bauyrzhan (baurtokenov) | 108.31 | 98% | 2021-10-10 |
| 3245. | Beret (boina) | 108.30 | 97.8% | 2025-03-15 |
| 3246. | No Way (shefakala) | 108.30 | 96% | 2018-04-16 |
| 3247. | Chris (kiv_6) | 108.29 | 99% | 2017-06-12 |
| 3248. | Shai (agepox) | 108.28 | 97% | 2024-07-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |