And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34950. | Nick (boingo) | 53.17 | 95% | 2020-04-08 |
| 34951. | Joe (rocket514) | 53.17 | — | 2010-04-24 |
| 34952. | David (tkil) | 53.16 | 96% | 2018-09-04 |
| 34953. | Larry (larryliu34) | 53.16 | 93% | 2019-03-23 |
| 34954. | JesusSaidStormsWillComeBut ... | 53.16 | 97% | 2022-07-31 |
| 34955. | Prince (princesp) | 53.16 | 95% | 2020-04-05 |
| 34956. | shekhar (shekhar27) | 53.16 | 97% | 2014-09-22 |
| 34957. | Bala (nostradamus12) | 53.16 | 90% | 2017-05-31 |
| 34958. | Freq (freq) | 53.16 | 95% | 2012-09-03 |
| 34959. | Alvee (alvee_meerza) | 53.15 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
| 34960. | i am Dog (endi_69) | 53.15 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
| 34961. | Miles (saxman) | 53.15 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| 34962. | Sophie (16sxcorso08) | 53.15 | 89% | 2012-05-12 |
| 34963. | Red (tahder) | 53.15 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 34964. | nikelaos (nikelaos) | 53.15 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 34965. | Ahmad (ahmad_bin_usman) | 53.15 | 92% | 2014-05-20 |
| 34966. | Nick (7thpingu) | 53.14 | 97.9% | 2023-07-11 |
| 34967. | John (ytjh1121) | 53.14 | 95% | 2022-05-24 |
| 34968. | Simon (plantsdragon) | 53.14 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 34969. | Maged (magid) | 53.14 | 93% | 2012-06-29 |
| 34970. | Janemba (janemba9) | 53.13 | 95% | 2021-05-05 |
| 34971. | tstats[rueo] (rueo) | 53.13 | 94% | 2021-12-16 |
| 34972. | Me (whiteking) | 53.13 | 96% | 2013-01-08 |
| 34973. | nothn' (nonofyourbusiness) | 53.13 | 94% | 2016-12-23 |
| 34974. | allen (allencobi) | 53.13 | — | 2010-03-22 |
| 34975. | yuts (yts1999) | 53.13 | 91% | 2016-04-27 |
| 34976. | eyad (eyadsd) | 53.13 | 92% | 2016-05-06 |
| 34977. | chicken (chicken4soup) | 53.13 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 34978. | Jai (constipater) | 53.12 | 96% | 2022-10-28 |
| 34979. | SRINIVASA VARMA (varma369) | 53.12 | 94% | 2012-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |