I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13348. | Barış (epokhe) | 78.47 | 91% | 2016-03-06 |
| 13349. | Mai (itsmemai) | 78.47 | 97% | 2017-02-11 |
| 13350. | Vats (vatsal1999) | 78.46 | 98% | 2019-10-19 |
| 13351. | ianc (xiancamacho) | 78.46 | 98% | 2022-03-29 |
| 13352. | Ren (yu_renier35) | 78.46 | 97% | 2024-06-02 |
| 13353. | Samir (wickedl4ndo) | 78.46 | 95% | 2022-07-27 |
| 13354. | black google (peeperin) | 78.46 | 96% | 2021-03-19 |
| 13355. | Marcelo (idlebot) | 78.46 | 98% | 2015-08-25 |
| 13356. | karthik (keshavkarthik) | 78.45 | 96% | 2023-08-05 |
| 13357. | kojima (lucaskojima) | 78.45 | 95.3% | 2024-04-21 |
| 13358. | tstats[Cisco516] (cisco516) | 78.45 | 96% | 2017-08-04 |
| 13359. | jujufrost (jujufrost) | 78.45 | 99% | 2022-02-25 |
| 13360. | tstats[agarwaltanish10] (ag... | 78.45 | 99% | 2022-04-11 |
| 13361. | ChickadeePi (chickadee3141592) | 78.45 | 95% | 2021-10-31 |
| 13362. | Dhruvin (dhrmehta) | 78.45 | 94% | 2016-10-13 |
| 13363. | Anna (amd617) | 78.45 | 94% | 2016-05-10 |
| 13364. | Gregory (awesome1000988) | 78.44 | 96% | 2016-03-23 |
| 13365. | Roger (rogergnay) | 78.44 | 96% | 2021-04-23 |
| 13366. | pinhas (momohakarish) | 78.44 | 95% | 2021-02-07 |
| 13367. | Mike (7theory) | 78.44 | 91% | 2016-04-30 |
| 13368. | Stephen (palette) | 78.44 | 90% | 2016-03-11 |
| 13369. | keybardretard (keybardretard) | 78.44 | 96% | 2015-04-29 |
| 13370. | Bo Cletus (bocletus) | 78.43 | 97.8% | 2025-05-12 |
| 13371. | Jonas (jonasv888) | 78.43 | 99% | 2022-03-21 |
| 13372. | guest_user9 (guest_user9) | 78.43 | 98% | 2024-06-04 |
| 13373. | ArnelTrend (arneltrend23) | 78.43 | 97% | 2025-01-06 |
| 13374. | FixioMG (fixio) | 78.43 | 98.7% | 2024-01-08 |
| 13375. | Jed (zhenya) | 78.43 | 97% | 2015-05-21 |
| 13376. | wishiwasalt (wishiwasalt) | 78.42 | 97.6% | 2023-10-07 |
| 13377. | Tyler (soulskiez) | 78.42 | 96% | 2016-04-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |