And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2130. | who (who_caress) | 127.00 | 89% | 2014-12-15 |
| 2131. | (punished ked) (kedinik) | 127.00 | 100% | 2012-03-25 |
| 2132. | Justin (rettmatic) | 126.99 | 97% | 2015-02-08 |
| 2133. | Travis (sixen) | 126.97 | 97% | 2014-07-24 |
| 2134. | Roger Liu (pvtstaticvoid) | 126.96 | 98% | 2018-08-03 |
| 2135. | Wilson (ambiencewind) | 126.95 | 98% | 2016-03-15 |
| 2136. | Darren (fubrub) | 126.95 | 94% | 2013-12-18 |
| 2137. | Joseph (frozenclaw) | 126.94 | 92% | 2012-05-26 |
| 2138. | Darrin (1dur) | 126.94 | 98% | 2016-04-30 |
| 2139. | John (johnnydee) | 126.94 | 96% | 2022-06-29 |
| 2140. | Pen (pen_hallow) | 126.93 | 99% | 2014-04-19 |
| 2141. | Sira (sira) | 126.93 | — | 2009-07-12 |
| 2142. | Zori (zori2k) | 126.92 | 95% | 2015-07-22 |
| 2143. | toebot (toebot) | 126.92 | — | 2010-11-28 |
| 2144. | :( (altrocality_dvorak_acc) | 126.90 | 99% | 2022-07-13 |
| 2145. | VormX (vormxnonquit) | 126.88 | 94% | 2017-04-26 |
| 2146. | 7erm (7erm) | 126.87 | 98% | 2020-07-23 |
| 2147. | Lee (tchaikovsky08) | 126.86 | — | 2008-12-30 |
| 2148. | atsumu (silkynq) | 126.86 | 99% | 2023-08-08 |
| 2149. | Min (mini_tea) | 126.85 | 99% | 2022-08-30 |
| 2150. | ryan (grrarg) | 126.85 | 98% | 2011-09-22 |
| 2151. | Jimmy (daeyun) | 126.84 | 98% | 2014-12-27 |
| 2152. | Hendrix (hendrixtjaden) | 126.83 | 97% | 2013-09-19 |
| 2153. | Nick (nwkwok) | 126.83 | 94% | 2014-08-21 |
| 2154. | brian (ytlas) | 126.81 | — | 2009-01-22 |
| 2155. | صبر (morocco01) | 126.81 | 97.9% | 2023-09-27 |
| 2156. | Anver (twizzzle) | 126.81 | — | 2011-02-19 |
| 2157. | Pratik (dudepc) | 126.81 | 100% | 2016-03-24 |
| 2158. | zasu (ehmmkay) | 126.81 | 94% | 2016-04-03 |
| 2159. | Brian (chiyangmai) | 126.81 | 97.1% | 2021-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |