The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1064. | LILfeatha (lilfeatha) | 126.25 | — | 2011-02-05 |
| 1065. | SKT T1 Grouch (grouchcrotch) | 126.25 | 94% | 2015-09-29 |
| 1066. | Tryzerlol (tryzerlol) | 126.20 | 98% | 2013-11-27 |
| 1067. | John (johnnydee) | 126.19 | 98% | 2022-05-14 |
| 1068. | S (zelrio) | 126.19 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 1069. | Ashley (sharkira) | 126.17 | 99% | 2012-03-22 |
| 1070. | variance (variance) | 126.15 | — | 2009-01-04 |
| 1071. | mike (mikechen) | 126.13 | 99% | 2018-02-28 |
| 1072. | Joshua (jweb_guru_practice) | 126.13 | — | 2010-06-01 |
| 1073. | Demp (frostyc) | 126.11 | 97% | 2015-02-18 |
| 1074. | forgot how to type (glacier... | 126.11 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 1075. | Retardito (rewgoibaq) | 126.09 | 95% | 2015-10-20 |
| 1076. | Wilson (shevlock) | 126.08 | 96% | 2013-09-26 |
| 1077. | yokang (yokang) | 126.07 | 98.1% | 2023-08-07 |
| 1078. | Lopar (lopar) | 126.06 | — | 2011-03-04 |
| 1079. | Ilan (ilanzs) | 126.06 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 1080. | Theodore (justheo) | 126.05 | 98% | 2020-01-02 |
| 1081. | 737driver (737driver) | 126.05 | — | 2011-03-27 |
| 1082. | a (akagi) | 126.05 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 1083. | zqjxkv (zqjkxv) | 126.04 | 97% | 2011-10-14 |
| 1084. | Arlene (arlenieeweenie) | 126.03 | 94% | 2015-06-08 |
| 1085. | Paul (paulllll) | 126.02 | 94% | 2013-12-20 |
| 1086. | Solon (semisolon) | 126.00 | 99% | 2012-08-23 |
| 1087. | Halley (800mrunlove) | 126.00 | — | 2010-12-22 |
| 1088. | Aiden (kula_) | 125.99 | 99% | 2017-11-07 |
| 1089. | Nozden (nozden) | 125.99 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 1090. | Bitbat (bitbat) | 125.98 | 98.3% | 2023-10-09 |
| 1091. | (jlpt) | 125.98 | 98% | 2022-03-02 |
| 1092. | Alex (alexbai94) | 125.95 | 99% | 2022-03-01 |
| 1093. | Umbry (legendre) | 125.95 | 97% | 2013-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |