So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18767. | aranav (aranavkacker) | 70.42 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
| 18768. | Hyeonjun (hyedks) | 70.42 | 97% | 2017-12-23 |
| 18769. | Pe@rl (cobra) | 70.42 | — | 2009-01-29 |
| 18770. | Ian (germanika) | 70.42 | 90% | 2016-01-05 |
| 18771. | EmiNation | (emingamer) | 70.42 | 94% | 2015-06-15 |
| 18772. | Nattaphoom (attomos) | 70.42 | 91% | 2014-07-11 |
| 18773. | Pawan (pawanpdn) | 70.41 | 96.9% | 2023-07-27 |
| 18774. | Abid (khanabid20) | 70.41 | 97% | 2023-01-21 |
| 18775. | Otmane (boumediane1) | 70.41 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
| 18776. | Z (supermanprime) | 70.41 | 96% | 2022-02-25 |
| 18777. | Mark (10100) | 70.41 | 95% | 2022-09-18 |
| 18778. | Stable (delux77) | 70.41 | 97% | 2016-02-07 |
| 18779. | Lyra (maralyra) | 70.41 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
| 18780. | Christos (__christos__) | 70.41 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 18781. | thuan_hng (thuan_hng) | 70.41 | 99% | 2011-06-05 |
| 18782. | GoldWing (goldwing597) | 70.41 | 94% | 2016-10-18 |
| 18783. | SpeedCubeMan (speedcubeman) | 70.40 | 96.5% | 2023-06-29 |
| 18784. | 2Change (2change) | 70.40 | 96% | 2021-05-23 |
| 18785. | Marina (mbayless123) | 70.40 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
| 18786. | LANZ (6aint) | 70.40 | 96% | 2017-08-22 |
| 18787. | You (you_zee) | 70.40 | 96% | 2012-02-07 |
| 18788. | dominic (bobomopre) | 70.39 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 18789. | Arun (voidvortex) | 70.39 | 93% | 2014-07-11 |
| 18790. | karo (karooo80) | 70.39 | 92% | 2016-01-13 |
| 18791. | Aidan (bonelessperseverance) | 70.38 | 95.7% | 2023-05-30 |
| 18792. | Amro (hummus18_) | 70.38 | 96% | 2023-08-31 |
| 18793. | king (kkking123) | 70.38 | 92% | 2013-10-07 |
| 18794. | Leo (siamwolf) | 70.38 | 91% | 2011-11-20 |
| 18795. | Leo (kalbshirn) | 70.38 | 94% | 2013-01-20 |
| 18796. | George (daskullos) | 70.37 | 96% | 2023-06-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |