I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12530. | NeumnoTele (neumnotele) | 83.48 | 98% | 2025-06-29 |
| 12531. | Free Palestine (fastest_as_... | 83.48 | 98.8% | 2023-10-21 |
| 12532. | Paul (obtrunco) | 83.48 | 98% | 2021-11-10 |
| 12533. | machinegungeek (machinegung... | 83.48 | 97% | 2019-04-06 |
| 12534. | Ava (spritemite) | 83.48 | 98% | 2018-07-01 |
| 12535. | lurak (lurak2131) | 83.47 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 12536. | James (leeroy909) | 83.47 | 95% | 2019-06-14 |
| 12537. | will (zootzootie) | 83.47 | 98.3% | 2021-02-28 |
| 12538. | Anmol (anmolsaraswat) | 83.47 | 96% | 2020-06-17 |
| 12539. | Soheil (moses33) | 83.46 | 98% | 2021-06-15 |
| 12540. | God'sFavSon (alex50k) | 83.46 | 96% | 2023-07-30 |
| 12541. | Aaron (theredspartan) | 83.45 | 99% | 2019-12-12 |
| 12542. | Harts (hartsrock) | 83.45 | 96% | 2017-04-05 |
| 12543. | Null (chicken1996) | 83.45 | 99% | 2017-10-02 |
| 12544. | done (alexthelegend) | 83.45 | 95.1% | 2021-02-18 |
| 12545. | komaru (komaru) | 83.45 | 99% | 2018-03-16 |
| 12546. | Mason (knap9) | 83.44 | 95.5% | 2023-10-26 |
| 12547. | Plankton (plankton04) | 83.44 | 95% | 2025-06-07 |
| 12548. | . (terminal201820) | 83.44 | 96% | 2018-12-09 |
| 12549. | Parsa (5barsa5seconds) | 83.44 | 97% | 2025-12-03 |
| 12550. | Phin (phinttv) | 83.44 | 96.4% | 2021-02-17 |
| 12551. | asd (duzai) | 83.44 | 96% | 2022-12-09 |
| 12552. | Matthew (matthewanora13) | 83.43 | 97% | 2026-03-19 |
| 12553. | Kevin (greetedsine6) | 83.43 | 99% | 2022-11-28 |
| 12554. | Ben (bowbenman) | 83.43 | 98% | 2022-10-22 |
| 12555. | Aditya (aditya_2703) | 83.43 | 98% | 2022-10-15 |
| 12556. | malik (ordiokin) | 83.43 | 97.7% | 2023-10-02 |
| 12557. | Greg (gregdahwhale) | 83.43 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 12558. | 愛 ﻉ√٥ﺎ💜 (ksugia... | 83.43 | 99% | 2019-12-17 |
| 12559. | Guest (howareyoutoday) | 83.43 | 99% | 2018-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |