Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4598. | Nicholas (nicholaspatrick) | 64.14 | 96% | 2019-09-05 |
| 4599. | P (morto_racer) | 64.13 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 4600. | Christian (chrixsi) | 64.13 | 95% | 2019-03-04 |
| 4601. | Phidias (phidias0303) | 64.13 | 97% | 2017-08-04 |
| 4602. | Bonez (lt_bonez) | 64.12 | 95% | 2018-12-01 |
| 4603. | Lin (mirai92) | 64.12 | 98% | 2018-05-19 |
| 4604. | Juha (juhanarimatsu) | 64.11 | 98% | 2019-06-10 |
| 4605. | Chris (bwckarma) | 64.11 | 94% | 2020-10-29 |
| 4606. | Luca (waas) | 64.10 | 96% | 2019-01-04 |
| 4607. | Hunter (hlikesramen) | 64.10 | 96% | 2020-07-14 |
| 4608. | Hideyuki (kojion) | 64.10 | 96% | 2017-07-18 |
| 4609. | Guten (solideagle200) | 64.09 | 96% | 2018-09-24 |
| 4610. | Jack (p0larhd) | 64.09 | 95% | 2020-03-07 |
| 4611. | Tom (thomaspereira94) | 64.08 | 97% | 2019-02-16 |
| 4612. | Olexiy (lexk) | 64.08 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 4613. | SpiriT (spiritexe) | 64.08 | 94% | 2019-03-12 |
| 4614. | nngffhj (nngffhj) | 64.06 | 97% | 2019-05-14 |
| 4615. | Salty (4michalk) | 64.06 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 4616. | PRINCE (princemathew0777) | 64.06 | 96% | 2019-06-19 |
| 4617. | Matland (matland) | 64.05 | 94% | 2018-06-06 |
| 4618. | aadrm (aadrm) | 64.05 | 97% | 2018-07-20 |
| 4619. | Robert (meph87) | 64.04 | 97% | 2018-07-02 |
| 4620. | 4n2h0ny (4n2h0ny) | 64.04 | 95% | 2020-01-20 |
| 4621. | Jiong Yang (yangfoo) | 64.04 | 96% | 2020-04-28 |
| 4622. | denixu (denixu) | 64.03 | 98% | 2017-07-07 |
| 4623. | Wake (awriter) | 64.03 | 97% | 2019-02-05 |
| 4624. | KPoke (kpoke) | 64.02 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| 4625. | Lurker99 (someone16) | 64.01 | 97% | 2017-08-09 |
| 4626. | helen (aech98) | 64.00 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 4627. | Gabriel (agushrush) | 64.00 | 100% | 2017-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |