So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15669. | Lovre (mrlovre) | 75.49 | 96% | 2017-06-20 |
| 15670. | chris (chriswen42) | 75.49 | 96% | 2014-06-18 |
| 15671. | Tareque Hasan (tahsin24) | 75.48 | 98% | 2018-09-06 |
| 15672. | Sanjin (crta) | 75.48 | 96% | 2023-07-08 |
| 15673. | hmstr (hmstr) | 75.48 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 15674. | Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (weavin... | 75.48 | 95% | 2016-09-29 |
| 15675. | Teddy (teddytalks) | 75.47 | 98% | 2022-05-25 |
| 15676. | Nate (nate7797) | 75.47 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
| 15677. | Jude (philivey) | 75.47 | 97.5% | 2023-07-31 |
| 15678. | peter (peterjes) | 75.47 | 99.1% | 2021-01-28 |
| 15679. | Denny (shizkr) | 75.47 | 99% | 2020-03-11 |
| 15680. | kyo (kyozanuro) | 75.47 | 93% | 2015-09-11 |
| 15681. | Julie (missballerina) | 75.47 | 96% | 2013-12-04 |
| 15682. | Sylvamas (sylvamas) | 75.47 | 95% | 2017-02-14 |
| 15683. | Juggalo420queef (sacchai) | 75.47 | 95% | 2011-12-06 |
| 15684. | Fifi (fifi6313) | 75.47 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| 15685. | Robert (jstckr) | 75.46 | 91% | 2015-11-25 |
| 15686. | Carlebo (carlebo) | 75.46 | 97% | 2012-11-16 |
| 15687. | Pianist (kagamiyu) | 75.46 | 96% | 2013-09-01 |
| 15688. | oliver (olivermalupet) | 75.46 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
| 15689. | Petr (jezour) | 75.46 | 98% | 2021-06-07 |
| 15690. | Ken (kenchu123) | 75.46 | 96% | 2019-02-28 |
| 15691. | Eduardo (4lc1d3) | 75.46 | — | 2008-09-09 |
| 15692. | Psycho (psychobrainman) | 75.46 | 99% | 2018-07-04 |
| 15693. | Alex (quantumartifex) | 75.46 | 91% | 2013-07-12 |
| 15694. | Erik (naitmare) | 75.46 | 91% | 2017-01-05 |
| 15695. | alice (alicejessicax) | 75.45 | 90% | 2014-09-24 |
| 15696. | Free Palestine (fastest_as_... | 75.45 | 97.4% | 2023-10-26 |
| 15697. | t (tvctft) | 75.45 | 98% | 2014-04-05 |
| 15698. | Deanna (thequeen) | 75.45 | — | 2008-08-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |