I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5657. | Tachydactylus (tachydactyl) | 99.70 | 96% | 2017-04-22 |
| 5658. | Bonk (god_bonk) | 99.69 | 98% | 2020-09-26 |
| 5659. | Harry (triwizardchampion) | 99.68 | 98% | 2019-01-10 |
| 5660. | Anton (alejendaryguy) | 99.67 | 98% | 2022-11-30 |
| 5661. | connie (conxlee) | 99.66 | 97% | 2019-03-19 |
| 5662. | Mythknight (nolfwin) | 99.66 | 92% | 2017-04-23 |
| 5663. | Michael (mmorizono) | 99.66 | 97% | 2019-10-05 |
| 5664. | Lord (evoo_rulez) | 99.66 | 99% | 2020-06-23 |
| 5665. | Fraser (attract_) | 99.65 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 5666. | Grey (all_greay) | 99.64 | 97% | 2018-10-08 |
| 5667. | J (average_typer95) | 99.64 | 97.2% | 2021-02-23 |
| 5668. | Sumit (sumit_ghag) | 99.64 | 98% | 2025-06-05 |
| 5669. | #EndCars (stratmann) | 99.64 | 99.3% | 2021-02-06 |
| 5670. | Nikita (lodo4ka1337) | 99.64 | 98% | 2025-10-17 |
| 5671. | perf (perf) | 99.63 | 99.3% | 2021-01-30 |
| 5672. | arivappa (leave_me_here) | 99.63 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
| 5673. | Andy (djentalman) | 99.62 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
| 5674. | Aidan (4acl) | 99.62 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
| 5675. | Nolan (diegonolan) | 99.61 | 98% | 2018-03-07 |
| 5676. | lazhastey (lazhastey) | 99.61 | 99% | 2023-07-02 |
| 5677. | Vincent (democrip) | 99.61 | 99% | 2019-04-06 |
| 5678. | ilove cheese142 (ktylol) | 99.60 | 99% | 2024-12-19 |
| 5679. | zheqe (zheqe) | 99.59 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 5680. | Dylan (vermie) | 99.59 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
| 5681. | Jamie Muir (nalarium) | 99.59 | 97.6% | 2024-05-06 |
| 5682. | Cyberwolf (cyberwolf555) | 99.58 | 99.3% | 2025-03-05 |
| 5683. | kenny (speedygonzalez18) | 99.57 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 5684. | Jaxon (icypsyche) | 99.57 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 5685. | iChoke@TheEnd (vidivinci) | 99.57 | 99% | 2023-03-20 |
| 5686. | Opmrph (opmrph) | 99.57 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |