The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36509. | shamdler (chanbucket) | 57.31 | 95.4% | 2025-02-03 |
| 36510. | Sam (rosesfrommylove) | 57.31 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 36511. | Mike (miym) | 57.31 | 98.1% | 2021-02-16 |
| 36512. | road to 125 wpm (justatj) | 57.31 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 36513. | Asmaa (kawaiicat) | 57.31 | 93% | 2021-02-03 |
| 36514. | Snurker (snurker) | 57.30 | 98% | 2025-08-22 |
| 36515. | EGGPEA (eggpea) | 57.30 | 95% | 2024-06-04 |
| 36516. | Arden (imthetypist) | 57.30 | 97% | 2025-02-25 |
| 36517. | Alecz (aleczstar99_) | 57.30 | 97% | 2024-06-11 |
| 36518. | Saif (saif_kitaz) | 57.30 | 96% | 2025-09-28 |
| 36519. | Teddy (teddyb24) | 57.30 | 95.3% | 2025-03-24 |
| 36520. | Itsugaya (itsugaya) | 57.30 | 95.7% | 2023-11-14 |
| 36521. | Neo (neocorpse) | 57.30 | 97.2% | 2023-12-30 |
| 36522. | Devis (devisevianus) | 57.30 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
| 36523. | Sander (nuffix) | 57.30 | 94% | 2017-11-26 |
| 36524. | Crazykik (crazykik) | 57.30 | 95% | 2018-07-20 |
| 36525. | Shooq (shooqtype) | 57.29 | 98% | 2025-05-15 |
| 36526. | Jacob Martin (rallp) | 57.29 | 97% | 2024-12-09 |
| 36527. | huci (huroy5518) | 57.29 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 36528. | Belzebob (belzeb0b) | 57.29 | 98% | 2024-05-26 |
| 36529. | 3xcpy (3xcpy) | 57.29 | 97% | 2024-08-22 |
| 36530. | ava (avaaslays) | 57.29 | 98% | 2024-05-08 |
| 36531. | illa (iladnas) | 57.29 | 94.6% | 2024-09-28 |
| 36532. | Incorrect5427 (exampleusern... | 57.29 | 96% | 2023-11-29 |
| 36533. | scrubs (scrubs1906) | 57.29 | 96% | 2025-07-16 |
| 36534. | jake (jakeice08) | 57.29 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 36535. | Katherine (doylesgirl73) | 57.29 | 96% | 2021-05-23 |
| 36536. | kristjan (wlayzer) | 57.29 | 96% | 2013-11-05 |
| 36537. | alejandro (mermeladov) | 57.29 | 90% | 2014-03-04 |
| 36538. | Don (stripesteel) | 57.29 | 93% | 2017-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |