Life is a minestrone served up with parmesan cheese. Death is a cold lasagne suspended in deep freeze. Love is a fire of flaming brandy upon a crepe suzette. Let's get this romance cooking, honey, but let us not forget.
—from Life is a Minestrone, a song by 10cc
Active since October 7, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1996. | Dato Seri (shoobackah) | 87.31 | 99% | 2019-01-23 |
| 1997. | Batoro (redsnake05) | 87.31 | 97% | 2019-07-03 |
| 1998. | Liviu (sabreburst) | 87.30 | 96% | 2018-02-25 |
| 1999. | i (ivantse2) | 87.30 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 2000. | Madison (mnbutler) | 87.30 | 98% | 2018-11-27 |
| 2001. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 87.30 | 98% | 2019-02-15 |
| 2002. | Jovan (jovanspasovic) | 87.29 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 2003. | 🐼 (bobby76) | 87.29 | 99% | 2020-09-30 |
| 2004. | Albert (tastiermite) | 87.28 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
| 2005. | -.- (remiixnoquit) | 87.26 | 96% | 2020-02-20 |
| 2006. | Joey (uberliminal) | 87.24 | 97% | 2017-11-27 |
| 2007. | Haris (an0d3) | 87.24 | 99% | 2019-02-11 |
| 2008. | MAD (greeny3003) | 87.22 | 98% | 2017-10-31 |
| 2009. | s3Bz (reganisgod) | 87.22 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 2010. | dude (udead1) | 87.20 | 98% | 2020-10-31 |
| 2011. | Giulio (giulio89) | 87.20 | 97% | 2018-10-02 |
| 2012. | iotiiivf (3v98hac8) | 87.19 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
| 2013. | Autumn (simplesimp) | 87.17 | 99% | 2020-06-26 |
| 2014. | Chetan (ch374n) | 87.16 | 98% | 2020-05-04 |
| 2015. | Neil (owzen) | 87.16 | 97% | 2019-08-02 |
| 2016. | Maxwell (arkensol) | 87.14 | 95% | 2019-05-29 |
| 2017. | flybot (flybot) | 87.13 | 98% | 2020-07-19 |
| 2018. | Elijamin (mejikmahn) | 87.13 | 99% | 2020-10-08 |
| 2019. | Vladimir (nolmegar) | 87.13 | 96% | 2019-04-26 |
| 2020. | Ya (danielstroby) | 87.11 | 96% | 2018-05-03 |
| 2021. | David (keytapper420) | 87.10 | 97% | 2020-07-30 |
| 2022. | Chad (robotchad) | 87.10 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
| 2023. | asşlkegjaşslkrejg (nervana) | 87.09 | 96% | 2020-07-13 |
| 2024. | Juan (juanyougay) | 87.05 | 98% | 2020-09-16 |
| 2025. | bruuuh (bruhxfish) | 87.05 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 10,841 | 76.97 | October 7, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 27 | 100.99 | April 28, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 45.97 | August 16, 2023 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 55.88 | September 26, 2024 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 154.98 | April 15, 2017 |