The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9209. | Theodrick (theodrick) | 90.73 | 97% | 2021-07-05 |
| 9210. | Serend.. Too many trolls !!... | 90.73 | 91% | 2013-03-15 |
| 9211. | vignesh (vickybalaji) | 90.73 | 98% | 2014-08-09 |
| 9212. | Marthin (swagbender) | 90.72 | 92% | 2012-10-03 |
| 9213. | a (albqc) | 90.72 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
| 9214. | Yuganshu (yuganshu) | 90.72 | 99% | 2019-05-11 |
| 9215. | Marcus (corgilobster) | 90.72 | 94% | 2016-06-01 |
| 9216. | Arist (arist937) | 90.71 | 97% | 2022-05-31 |
| 9217. | intermediate 2029 (darkis99) | 90.71 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
| 9218. | Han (laughinghan) | 90.71 | 95% | 2013-12-15 |
| 9219. | John (johnsimer2) | 90.71 | 92% | 2017-02-25 |
| 9220. | Nightwing (nightwing2015) | 90.71 | 97% | 2015-08-12 |
| 9221. | Fabian (fabiangomez) | 90.71 | 99% | 2022-04-03 |
| 9222. | Boogle (boogleboy) | 90.71 | 97% | 2018-05-18 |
| 9223. | Westly (wslafleur) | 90.71 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 9224. | Francisco (ffdc) | 90.71 | 95% | 2016-10-25 |
| 9225. | 3rdrate (3rdrate) | 90.70 | 89% | 2013-02-18 |
| 9226. | (´・ω・｀) its ok to b... | 90.70 | 97% | 2020-05-17 |
| 9227. | Jumshed (jumshedkhilji) | 90.70 | 98% | 2011-10-02 |
| 9228. | Daniel (dmdque) | 90.69 | 95% | 2016-02-20 |
| 9229. | Dalton (rytin) | 90.69 | 100% | 2018-09-18 |
| 9230. | Jusu (jusumies) | 90.69 | 95% | 2016-01-20 |
| 9231. | Matt (hoth17) | 90.69 | — | 2010-07-20 |
| 9232. | Krzysztof (onyxek) | 90.69 | 96% | 2015-04-25 |
| 9233. | Smoke (smoke91) | 90.69 | 98% | 2019-02-02 |
| 9234. | Rice (riceant) | 90.68 | 96% | 2013-01-07 |
| 9235. | Gecko (sleeping_gecko) | 90.68 | 96% | 2015-08-13 |
| 9236. | punpkin (pumpkincat) | 90.68 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 9237. | SwissMade (swissmade122) | 90.68 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 9238. | AFS (justcruzin) | 90.68 | 98% | 2015-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |