The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9285. | khanh (lenguyenkhanh) | 90.73 | 99% | 2020-07-29 |
| 9286. | Serend.. Too many trolls !!... | 90.73 | 91% | 2013-03-15 |
| 9287. | vignesh (vickybalaji) | 90.73 | 98% | 2014-08-09 |
| 9288. | Marthin (swagbender) | 90.72 | 92% | 2012-10-03 |
| 9289. | a (albqc) | 90.72 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
| 9290. | Yuganshu (yuganshu) | 90.72 | 99% | 2019-05-11 |
| 9291. | Marcus (corgilobster) | 90.72 | 94% | 2016-06-01 |
| 9292. | Arist (arist937) | 90.71 | 97% | 2022-05-31 |
| 9293. | intermediate 2029 (darkis99) | 90.71 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
| 9294. | Han (laughinghan) | 90.71 | 95% | 2013-12-15 |
| 9295. | John (johnsimer2) | 90.71 | 92% | 2017-02-25 |
| 9296. | Nightwing (nightwing2015) | 90.71 | 97% | 2015-08-12 |
| 9297. | Fabian (fabiangomez) | 90.71 | 99% | 2022-04-03 |
| 9298. | Boogle (boogleboy) | 90.71 | 97% | 2018-05-18 |
| 9299. | Westly (wslafleur) | 90.71 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 9300. | Francisco (ffdc) | 90.71 | 95% | 2016-10-25 |
| 9301. | 3rdrate (3rdrate) | 90.70 | 89% | 2013-02-18 |
| 9302. | (´・ω・｀) its ok to b... | 90.70 | 97% | 2020-05-17 |
| 9303. | Jumshed (jumshedkhilji) | 90.70 | 98% | 2011-10-02 |
| 9304. | Dalton (rytin) | 90.69 | 100% | 2018-09-18 |
| 9305. | Jusu (jusumies) | 90.69 | 95% | 2016-01-20 |
| 9306. | Daniel (dmdque) | 90.69 | 95% | 2016-02-20 |
| 9307. | Matt (hoth17) | 90.69 | — | 2010-07-20 |
| 9308. | Krzysztof (onyxek) | 90.69 | 96% | 2015-04-25 |
| 9309. | Smoke (smoke91) | 90.69 | 98% | 2019-02-02 |
| 9310. | Rice (riceant) | 90.68 | 96% | 2013-01-07 |
| 9311. | Gecko (sleeping_gecko) | 90.68 | 96% | 2015-08-13 |
| 9312. | punpkin (pumpkincat) | 90.68 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 9313. | SwissMade (swissmade122) | 90.68 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 9314. | AFS (justcruzin) | 90.68 | 98% | 2015-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |