Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1276. | Sean (venomx78410) | 69.16 | 96% | 2020-03-03 |
| 1277. | Christian (the_tian) | 69.16 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
| 1278. | Jeffrey (jeffrey7212) | 69.16 | 96% | 2018-07-28 |
| 1279. | Blue (blue_lux) | 69.14 | 95% | 2017-12-07 |
| 1280. | Josiah (washers) | 69.13 | 97% | 2018-02-14 |
| 1281. | Sam (lingbing) | 69.13 | 96% | 2019-12-10 |
| 1282. | Dane (brenstem) | 69.10 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
| 1283. | Silent Killer (ebichu_chan) | 69.10 | 98% | 2018-11-08 |
| 1284. | CoveredInBees (coveredinbees) | 69.04 | 97% | 2018-11-02 |
| 1285. | Ognjen (lesinar) | 69.01 | 97% | 2017-07-29 |
| 1286. | Hadi (charaka) | 69.00 | 97% | 2019-09-11 |
| 1287. | ʞunɯz (zmunk) | 68.95 | 97% | 2017-10-01 |
| 1288. | Benay (benay127) | 68.90 | 97% | 2019-04-16 |
| 1289. | Ayush (ayush123460) | 68.88 | 96% | 2019-12-18 |
| 1290. | Joeart (joeart) | 68.86 | 96% | 2017-10-20 |
| 1291. | Bibek (bewakes) | 68.80 | 97% | 2018-06-03 |
| 1292. | Kyle (3nmity) | 68.79 | 97% | 2018-03-17 |
| 1293. | HMan (edhac) | 68.77 | 96% | 2019-01-25 |
| 1294. | Zoon (zoonhoney) | 68.76 | 96% | 2019-03-14 |
| 1295. | t3firefox99 (t3firefox99) | 68.76 | 94% | 2018-10-29 |
| 1296. | kacper (leszczyn) | 68.72 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 1297. | Mike (quake2bestgame) | 68.70 | 98% | 2019-02-10 |
| 1298. | Holyzake (holyzake) | 68.70 | 98% | 2018-11-16 |
| 1299. | Sreshta Kamya (nikitha) | 68.68 | 97% | 2019-04-02 |
| 1300. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 68.67 | 95% | 2019-09-04 |
| 1301. | John (acidblue) | 68.66 | 97% | 2018-01-25 |
| 1302. | Edebus (edebus) | 68.66 | 96% | 2019-01-14 |
| 1303. | Dylan (thedylpickle) | 68.65 | 96% | 2018-02-08 |
| 1304. | Andreas (shadowtree) | 68.63 | 97% | 2018-12-26 |
| 1305. | Stove (ne0terik) | 68.59 | 96% | 2019-06-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |