The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8893. | Toni (antoinella22) | 49.09 | — | 2008-10-06 |
| 8894. | Nick (nmatavka) | 49.08 | 91% | 2012-04-19 |
| 8895. | sagar bhat (jayshreeram) | 49.08 | 96.2% | 2023-10-29 |
| 8896. | JoeKing (joeking123) | 49.08 | 97% | 2022-05-11 |
| 8897. | typing devastator (typing_d... | 49.08 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 8898. | hycinth (laurinkone) | 49.08 | 90% | 2013-10-18 |
| 8899. | vspolina (vspolina) | 49.08 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 8900. | Tazeem (tazeem) | 49.08 | 87% | 2016-06-07 |
| 8901. | DvorakLearner (jvanderzee) | 49.08 | 99% | 2011-05-20 |
| 8902. | Vijay (vijay24pratap) | 49.07 | 97% | 2023-08-05 |
| 8903. | samt (samtre) | 49.07 | 97% | 2023-10-27 |
| 8904. | Andrew (wtypo25) | 49.07 | 98% | 2021-04-05 |
| 8905. | rob (userguy10) | 49.07 | 89% | 2017-02-14 |
| 8906. | Dani (lonelydoni) | 49.07 | 97% | 2021-01-29 |
| 8907. | Edward (ottr) | 49.07 | — | 2010-10-14 |
| 8908. | Melanie (mel17) | 49.07 | — | 2010-06-21 |
| 8909. | enli (chrischris6126) | 49.06 | 92% | 2020-08-25 |
| 8910. | Edris (3dris) | 49.06 | 99% | 2023-01-24 |
| 8911. | pritom das (pito144) | 49.06 | 95% | 2023-07-27 |
| 8912. | dade (yamato) | 49.06 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 8913. | Nam (namnq) | 49.06 | — | 2009-10-25 |
| 8914. | James (lebron_james23) | 49.06 | 94% | 2015-12-24 |
| 8915. | Pitthayathorn (konvict) | 49.06 | — | 2009-08-01 |
| 8916. | Sumit (smromuec) | 49.05 | 90% | 2012-03-30 |
| 8917. | ed (soda13) | 49.05 | — | 2008-10-21 |
| 8918. | Edward (eduward0_) | 49.05 | 93.4% | 2021-02-16 |
| 8919. | Sonam (sonamtobgyal) | 49.05 | 97% | 2011-11-04 |
| 8920. | abart (abart711) | 49.05 | 89% | 2014-05-09 |
| 8921. | Joseph (joseph_115) | 49.04 | 93% | 2021-01-25 |
| 8922. | sc__tm (mdtm) | 49.04 | 98% | 2022-12-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |