So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3883. | immikeylee (immikeylee) | 103.34 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 3884. | Joe (kingtoad) | 103.34 | — | 2008-08-13 |
| 3885. | Thomas (sanel) | 103.34 | 98% | 2013-11-11 |
| 3886. | Shannon (shazer2) | 103.34 | 93% | 2012-09-27 |
| 3887. | Michael (mrusnak) | 103.33 | 96% | 2021-05-27 |
| 3888. | Gledi (superstronghold) | 103.33 | 98% | 2012-11-14 |
| 3889. | Jennifer (jennifersun) | 103.32 | 92% | 2012-09-05 |
| 3890. | Glyph (glyph@divmod.com) | 103.32 | — | 2008-08-31 |
| 3891. | A (amandavg) | 103.32 | 90% | 2012-10-22 |
| 3892. | A (dicktucker) | 103.31 | 99% | 2021-11-15 |
| 3893. | felixdd (felixdd) | 103.31 | 92% | 2017-04-01 |
| 3894. | (quitlessfus) | 103.31 | 95.7% | 2024-04-28 |
| 3895. | Emily (enwillia) | 103.31 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 3896. | Ben (bounciness) | 103.31 | 97% | 2014-05-28 |
| 3897. | Vinnie (vincentb) | 103.30 | 95% | 2019-02-02 |
| 3898. | use appropriate username (w... | 103.30 | 99% | 2017-06-29 |
| 3899. | willa (willanilla22) | 103.29 | 98% | 2023-04-02 |
| 3900. | Declan (3declan) | 103.29 | 97.5% | 2023-08-23 |
| 3901. | HiddenRoom (hiddenroom404) | 103.29 | 100% | 2019-03-06 |
| 3902. | Space (spacedandy) | 103.28 | 99% | 2021-06-04 |
| 3903. | NeverRage (solid_raiden) | 103.28 | 99% | 2016-11-08 |
| 3904. | 🎈bm (redly) | 103.27 | 98% | 2021-12-02 |
| 3905. | B (bst0) | 103.27 | 98% | 2017-12-14 |
| 3906. | rodger (rogerz343) | 103.26 | 93% | 2014-09-14 |
| 3907. | a. (secretariat) | 103.25 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 3908. | rapid (rapid) | 103.25 | — | 2010-01-13 |
| 3909. | Vroooom (tyeh26) | 103.24 | 94% | 2013-03-26 |
| 3910. | Matt (goragon) | 103.23 | 99% | 2022-03-31 |
| 3911. | TKBCats (tkbcats) | 103.23 | 99% | 2021-05-28 |
| 3912. | Nic (scylla1) | 103.23 | 98% | 2021-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |