And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8037. | Daniel (dedicateddan) | 102.67 | 98% | 2015-01-26 |
| 8038. | Kyle (mydoricon) | 102.67 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 8039. | ashley (kodak023) | 102.67 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 8040. | Ace (apocketcrockete88) | 102.66 | 95% | 2016-07-04 |
| 8041. | slayerofthend (slayerofthend) | 102.66 | 96% | 2022-08-06 |
| 8042. | Erik (dasklumpital) | 102.66 | 93% | 2013-06-25 |
| 8043. | Matt (mehmattski) | 102.65 | 95% | 2014-11-12 |
| 8044. | Skryzskruzzle (jtanhw) | 102.65 | 95% | 2017-05-02 |
| 8045. | πΊππππππ... | 102.65 | 98% | 2022-04-08 |
| 8046. | Craig (ground2air) | 102.65 | 99% | 2011-05-12 |
| 8047. | Ali (alithepanda) | 102.65 | 99% | 2013-06-10 |
| 8048. | Bryan (novalife27) | 102.64 | 98% | 2023-07-14 |
| 8049. | Krishna (cold5r) | 102.64 | 98% | 2019-02-19 |
| 8050. | Ya (danielstroby) | 102.64 | 97% | 2018-12-06 |
| 8051. | Mike (akman) | 102.64 | — | 2009-06-04 |
| 8052. | Kate (explorer) | 102.64 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 8053. | Bryce (bonzoesc) | 102.62 | 95% | 2016-03-04 |
| 8054. | nullchilly (tuwuna) | 102.62 | 96% | 2022-09-01 |
| 8055. | Declan (3declan) | 102.62 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 8056. | Mouldy (mouldy44) | 102.62 | 99% | 2016-07-15 |
| 8057. | Simon (simonhuang) | 102.62 | 96% | 2012-09-26 |
| 8058. | Erika (elind85) | 102.62 | 95% | 2014-08-10 |
| 8059. | Caleb (pupilwarrior) | 102.62 | — | 2010-08-27 |
| 8060. | Michael (michoo) | 102.61 | 96% | 2013-01-10 |
| 8061. | Austin (muzzzy) | 102.61 | 98% | 2016-02-12 |
| 8062. | McLoving (24thknight) | 102.61 | 99% | 2014-04-16 |
| 8063. | A (atzho) | 102.60 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 8064. | Lexeme (lexeme) | 102.60 | 95% | 2012-03-16 |
| 8065. | Eggs (benedict) | 102.60 | — | 2009-10-08 |
| 8066. | H (rpenguin) | 102.60 | — | 2009-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |