So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18691. | Hans (hanscg) | 70.58 | 97% | 2014-01-26 |
| 18692. | Shubham (shubham_aswal) | 70.57 | 97.4% | 2023-07-10 |
| 18693. | Phrog (slowic) | 70.57 | 94% | 2021-02-28 |
| 18694. | Hee-Min (hcha219) | 70.57 | 94% | 2012-10-19 |
| 18695. | ur22coolz (ur22coolz) | 70.57 | — | 2009-07-13 |
| 18696. | paolo (shadedclan) | 70.56 | 95% | 2014-09-28 |
| 18697. | MadMikeyMike (madmikeymike) | 70.56 | 96% | 2022-09-06 |
| 18698. | George (lgnswrafadmweri) | 70.56 | 94% | 2021-04-06 |
| 18699. | Saman (kittipot1) | 70.56 | 96% | 2021-05-01 |
| 18700. | Kyle (denuvolimo) | 70.56 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
| 18701. | Brady (v3n0m_xd) | 70.56 | 94% | 2016-01-20 |
| 18702. | Global (global_typer69) | 70.55 | 94% | 2021-10-13 |
| 18703. | predrag (pkmfs) | 70.55 | 98.3% | 2023-10-26 |
| 18704. | Night Fury (naimur_rahman) | 70.55 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 18705. | J. (superg74) | 70.55 | 89% | 2015-07-24 |
| 18706. | zhuzewei (zhuzewei) | 70.55 | 98% | 2016-05-05 |
| 18707. | Pasto (pasto_gris) | 70.54 | 95% | 2021-11-03 |
| 18708. | Yassin (yy86) | 70.54 | 96% | 2019-04-16 |
| 18709. | Veluare (velaure) | 70.54 | 90% | 2013-01-16 |
| 18710. | mayn (mayn65) | 70.54 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| 18711. | (enqq) | 70.54 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 18712. | Chanson (fistarmeister) | 70.54 | 94% | 2014-07-30 |
| 18713. | moose (3biggiantmoose) | 70.54 | 96% | 2021-02-06 |
| 18714. | Joel (althie) | 70.54 | 91% | 2013-01-06 |
| 18715. | Yoby (yobynad) | 70.54 | 97% | 2019-06-13 |
| 18716. | Brian (scottyb) | 70.54 | 88% | 2016-09-19 |
| 18717. | Gene (senseieggroll) | 70.53 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 18718. | SnakeTwix (snaketwix) | 70.53 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 18719. | Ayush (ayush_s) | 70.53 | — | 2008-11-05 |
| 18720. | Mo (mo5451) | 70.53 | 87% | 2015-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |