Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1928. | Jordy (mrollie) | 86.63 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
| 1929. | Genesis (buasch) | 86.60 | 98% | 2018-01-28 |
| 1930. | Romi (romino) | 86.59 | 98% | 2020-06-15 |
| 1931. | invjac (invjac) | 86.59 | 96% | 2018-01-17 |
| 1932. | palestine will be free (ell... | 86.57 | 97% | 2019-09-30 |
| 1933. | Hockey (hockeytherealnibba) | 86.57 | 96% | 2017-10-18 |
| 1934. | Xhil (xhil) | 86.55 | 98% | 2018-07-18 |
| 1935. | k (mc0sta) | 86.55 | 98% | 2020-08-13 |
| 1936. | N810 (lightningman444) | 86.52 | 98% | 2019-10-14 |
| 1937. | 2Centuries (marwankhaled) | 86.52 | 97% | 2019-05-20 |
| 1938. | Alex (greenday308) | 86.51 | 97% | 2017-12-27 |
| 1939. | Metacarcinus (mcmagister) | 86.50 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 1940. | THIS IS AN OLD ACCOUNT (gal... | 86.48 | 97% | 2017-11-24 |
| 1941. | 4b786NI4Us (laurier001) | 86.47 | 97% | 2018-08-26 |
| 1942. | Andy (dlegend27) | 86.45 | 96% | 2019-11-18 |
| 1943. | Jeld (jeld) | 86.41 | 98% | 2019-05-13 |
| 1944. | Rawbeef (rawbeef98) | 86.40 | 98% | 2018-12-08 |
| 1945. | Delmo (guilledelmo) | 86.40 | 96% | 2019-05-03 |
| 1946. | Downtempo (33ro) | 86.40 | 97% | 2018-06-24 |
| 1947. | Ant (xantoinette) | 86.39 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
| 1948. | sskhynix (sskhynix) | 86.38 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 1949. | sashimichan (velokist) | 86.35 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
| 1950. | Neil Adrian (destroyer_46) | 86.34 | 97% | 2017-10-13 |
| 1951. | Concomitant (dvorakdork) | 86.30 | 99% | 2018-06-16 |
| 1952. | ya (yourearent) | 86.30 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
| 1953. | ザク (dzak3) | 86.29 | 99% | 2019-07-14 |
| 1954. | a (suk_) | 86.25 | 96% | 2020-03-19 |
| 1955. | Ryan (revereri) | 86.25 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
| 1956. | Khai (khaikhai2) | 86.24 | 96% | 2018-11-29 |
| 1957. | Heapcleaner (fathur) | 86.22 | 99% | 2018-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |