The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 291. | Bbbbbbbbb (boohaw) | 141.41 | 98% | 2021-10-20 |
| 292. | (spicytuna1) | 141.41 | 99% | 2022-02-11 |
| 293. | (logslogs) | 141.30 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
| 294. | (zein) | 141.24 | 97% | 2012-09-27 |
| 295. | purplefr|ction (tesla_diesel) | 141.17 | 100% | 2016-03-27 |
| 296. | (nexgenetix) | 141.15 | 97% | 2013-10-23 |
| 297. | (vogel_adler) | 141.13 | 99% | 2023-01-11 |
| 298. | (anaphora) | 141.13 | — | 2009-03-19 |
| 299. | (clergy) | 141.10 | 99% | 2025-03-27 |
| 300. | (seckdaddy) | 141.10 | 99% | 2018-02-26 |
| 301. | (larocque) | 141.10 | 98% | 2014-08-27 |
| 302. | (jmo925) | 141.01 | 98% | 2013-03-14 |
| 303. | (kennethpahn) | 140.98 | 100% | 2016-04-27 |
| 304. | Test (testsubject) | 140.91 | 96% | 2012-01-29 |
| 305. | I Don't Know (neoidono) | 140.87 | 98% | 2022-07-21 |
| 306. | (dowon) | 140.80 | 98% | 2022-12-25 |
| 307. | (330am) | 140.71 | 98% | 2019-09-07 |
| 308. | (emma188) | 140.63 | 99% | 2016-06-30 |
| 309. | (boy_314) | 140.54 | 99% | 2022-05-04 |
| 310. | Larryjr (alanis) | 140.46 | 100% | 2023-10-02 |
| 311. | (seanqueiroz) | 140.45 | — | 2010-04-26 |
| 312. | (dawittymidget) | 140.41 | 100% | 2021-06-21 |
| 313. | (jakob2000) | 140.19 | 98% | 2020-02-11 |
| 314. | samaharana (samaharana) | 140.18 | 99% | 2018-01-07 |
| 315. | typeracerplays (typeracerpl... | 140.18 | 98% | 2022-10-03 |
| 316. | (phoenix_56) | 140.13 | 98% | 2022-04-28 |
| 317. | miss index (plorksauce) | 140.13 | 99% | 2018-02-13 |
| 318. | MadsFuldGas (swaax) | 140.02 | 99% | 2016-01-09 |
| 319. | (amalgamot) | 140.00 | — | 2008-12-02 |
| 320. | 16/f/cali (ultrashibe) | 139.94 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |