And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16269. | Tyler (muslim_platypus) | 85.49 | 98% | 2018-11-28 |
| 16270. | Drew (i_love_marissa_he) | 85.49 | 94% | 2019-09-10 |
| 16271. | FreePalestine (basel_mohamed) | 85.49 | 97% | 2023-10-05 |
| 16272. | Andy (andy_j_k) | 85.49 | 99% | 2022-05-08 |
| 16273. | Hisham (hisham_m) | 85.49 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 16274. | Maximus3537 (maximus3537) | 85.49 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 16275. | Andija (gingerpolk) | 85.49 | 97% | 2021-07-04 |
| 16276. | Nistiarius (nistiarius) | 85.49 | 97% | 2022-05-31 |
| 16277. | Axel (eipicurus) | 85.49 | 94% | 2015-05-07 |
| 16278. | marji (marjiva) | 85.49 | 99% | 2014-10-01 |
| 16279. | Jim (okybibuy) | 85.48 | — | 2009-09-11 |
| 16280. | soap (rediblepro) | 85.48 | 96% | 2022-07-17 |
| 16281. | Fernando (frn4n) | 85.48 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| 16282. | Joey (itzjoeyz) | 85.48 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 16283. | Jessica (jesshe183) | 85.48 | 97.6% | 2021-02-03 |
| 16284. | bb where are youuuu (kwokhin) | 85.48 | 93% | 2014-02-15 |
| 16285. | Miles (whatnowsun) | 85.47 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
| 16286. | Guest (poopyfart) | 85.47 | 97% | 2022-08-19 |
| 16287. | Gautham (ahgamut) | 85.47 | 98.8% | 2023-10-10 |
| 16288. | Tom (polaricecaps) | 85.47 | 98% | 2023-01-19 |
| 16289. | Mac (327type) | 85.47 | 97.2% | 2021-02-12 |
| 16290. | tobiichi3227 (protoss_3227) | 85.47 | 98.1% | 2023-10-21 |
| 16291. | starrysnow (sharmine1997) | 85.47 | 97% | 2016-08-24 |
| 16292. | Sumeet (sumeet_best) | 85.47 | 98% | 2011-05-13 |
| 16293. | Sam (zoinks_sam) | 85.46 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 16294. | Omar (omar_ziada) | 85.46 | 97% | 2022-06-12 |
| 16295. | Hyunwoo (wh5929) | 85.46 | 93% | 2016-02-24 |
| 16296. | David (davidp963) | 85.45 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 16297. | Edward (dodo_zu) | 85.45 | — | 2010-08-23 |
| 16298. | JS (druxl) | 85.45 | 98% | 2012-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |