Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5866. | milk (katikat42) | 52.23 | 97% | 2019-06-21 |
| 5867. | Javez (javez) | 52.22 | 95% | 2017-11-19 |
| 5868. | ben (bennyhotsauce) | 52.20 | 94% | 2017-09-21 |
| 5869. | aaron (thereadyset1991) | 52.19 | 97% | 2017-10-31 |
| 5870. | dio (what_is_pain) | 52.18 | 96% | 2018-12-18 |
| 5871. | Wiktor (wicker6) | 52.16 | 94% | 2020-12-15 |
| 5872. | Jordan (invictusj) | 52.15 | 94% | 2017-09-03 |
| 5873. | Conrad (conraddrez) | 52.15 | 93% | 2018-12-17 |
| 5874. | Guy (guyjariya) | 52.14 | 95% | 2020-03-11 |
| 5875. | Roi (roi1255) | 52.14 | 93% | 2020-09-20 |
| 5876. | Muhammad Sohaib (sohaib_khan) | 52.13 | 95% | 2018-11-12 |
| 5877. | Puss (pussboi) | 52.11 | 93% | 2020-11-19 |
| 5878. | Mudathir (mudathir) | 52.11 | 94% | 2018-01-07 |
| 5879. | Marcos (marcos100) | 52.10 | 97% | 2019-10-31 |
| 5880. | Noah (lookguy123) | 52.09 | 95% | 2020-10-19 |
| 5881. | Viacheslav (krevetko) | 52.07 | 96% | 2019-11-01 |
| 5882. | 45WPM (30wpm_aug23_20) | 52.06 | 97% | 2020-09-15 |
| 5883. | istimewa (kukuhp22) | 52.04 | 96% | 2017-10-16 |
| 5884. | Umer (gamingbravo12) | 52.02 | 92% | 2020-10-30 |
| 5885. | Dingus Fish (dingusfish) | 52.02 | 94% | 2020-11-21 |
| 5886. | Dilli (dilliocm) | 52.01 | 95% | 2018-04-15 |
| 5887. | Arman (blazzer1yr) | 52.01 | 96% | 2019-11-14 |
| 5888. | Umair (tastyorange) | 52.00 | 95% | 2020-06-24 |
| 5889. | Max (driema) | 51.99 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 5890. | C (chicken_cow) | 51.98 | 95% | 2020-10-21 |
| 5891. | Michaiah (pig101) | 51.97 | 97% | 2020-06-26 |
| 5892. | happypie (happypie12345) | 51.97 | 94% | 2019-01-26 |
| 5893. | Sar (shift2alt) | 51.95 | 96% | 2019-11-05 |
| 5894. | Mason (maysin233) | 51.94 | 93% | 2018-12-02 |
| 5895. | Penny (phuongdm220301) | 51.94 | 98% | 2020-04-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |