Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4495. | vickey (vickeysahani) | 51.66 | 98% | 2018-02-03 |
| 4496. | Anna (chloriceel) | 51.61 | 95% | 2017-11-02 |
| 4497. | Jimmy (jimmy890302) | 51.60 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 4498. | PHUC NGUYEN (tieuquetu) | 51.60 | 98% | 2017-12-23 |
| 4499. | Raveena (raveena5) | 51.59 | 94% | 2020-02-14 |
| 4500. | Jeremy (urshr) | 51.58 | 94% | 2019-03-01 |
| 4501. | Ricard (bethuel) | 51.57 | 95% | 2019-02-01 |
| 4502. | SLOW AF ;) (hetavr) | 51.54 | 97% | 2018-04-26 |
| 4503. | Oaken (oaken) | 51.52 | 96% | 2019-12-11 |
| 4504. | Hoang (hoangama) | 51.52 | 97% | 2019-11-15 |
| 4505. | Yannis (anvilmar) | 51.52 | 95% | 2018-12-17 |
| 4506. | danza 🖤👻 (danza5374) | 51.50 | 95% | 2019-01-02 |
| 4507. | Mistakes Were Made (rhino1998) | 51.49 | 95% | 2018-02-27 |
| 4508. | osman (os_kh) | 51.47 | 96% | 2018-01-27 |
| 4509. | Tinh (tinhnguyen) | 51.46 | 97% | 2019-08-10 |
| 4510. | Spriggan (spriggan22) | 51.44 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 4511. | Stefan (rooveno) | 51.38 | 97% | 2018-01-14 |
| 4512. | 💩🐐 (2plus2is4) | 51.38 | 93% | 2018-11-30 |
| 4513. | GabWasTaken (bored_dude) | 51.34 | 95% | 2021-08-20 |
| 4514. | DezzardHD (dezzardhd) | 51.30 | 96% | 2019-10-21 |
| 4515. | Jan (lastjannosaurus) | 51.29 | 95% | 2019-09-09 |
| 4516. | Uddaya (uddaya) | 51.23 | 96% | 2021-08-08 |
| 4517. | wigglyworm (wigglyworm) | 51.19 | 95% | 2018-12-07 |
| 4518. | I committed tax fraud (i_co... | 51.18 | 96% | 2017-10-24 |
| 4519. | Tim (timmysanantonio) | 51.16 | 94% | 2020-03-05 |
| 4520. | Thang (thangnh) | 51.16 | 95% | 2019-09-10 |
| 4521. | Timon (lokesh_singh) | 51.16 | 95% | 2018-07-11 |
| 4522. | nashat (nashat90) | 51.15 | 96% | 2019-02-24 |
| 4523. | K (kimk12071991) | 51.14 | 95% | 2021-07-28 |
| 4524. | Jonah (jgamerpro) | 51.14 | 94% | 2018-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |