Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9513. | (jdenny1224) | 82.25 | 99% | 2025-11-12 |
| 9514. | guest041717 (guest041717) | 82.25 | 97.4% | 2023-10-23 |
| 9515. | (horizon8848) | 82.25 | 98.1% | 2024-01-01 |
| 9516. | (thatkid004) | 82.25 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
| 9517. | Mayank (mayank1508) | 82.25 | 96% | 2022-08-11 |
| 9518. | (svary) | 82.25 | 97% | 2021-04-06 |
| 9519. | Ralph Angelo (slow_penguin) | 82.24 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 9520. | (michelletran1d) | 82.24 | 96% | 2021-06-06 |
| 9521. | (break_fast) | 82.24 | 98% | 2022-08-19 |
| 9522. | (theinkysquid) | 82.24 | 97.9% | 2021-02-14 |
| 9523. | (home10120) | 82.24 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 9524. | assateverything (mid_) | 82.23 | 96% | 2022-04-10 |
| 9525. | (ambrosia0) | 82.23 | 97.3% | 2023-08-29 |
| 9526. | chinguun (chinguun_0301) | 82.23 | 95% | 2022-05-19 |
| 9527. | Darrell (rocky814) | 82.23 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| 9528. | (ballsinyourface) | 82.22 | 96% | 2021-08-30 |
| 9529. | (aimlect) | 82.21 | 97% | 2026-05-16 |
| 9530. | (mortle2) | 82.21 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
| 9531. | Deepta (mind_palace) | 82.21 | 98% | 2022-03-26 |
| 9532. | Dylan (dyl0e) | 82.21 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
| 9533. | Kamil (2fathers) | 82.21 | 96.9% | 2021-02-24 |
| 9534. | (mstancil) | 82.20 | 96.9% | 2024-10-29 |
| 9535. | (isanidiotreborn) | 82.20 | 96% | 2024-11-18 |
| 9536. | Dhruv (dhruvs301) | 82.19 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 9537. | (fastus) | 82.19 | 97% | 2022-07-31 |
| 9538. | (rsbluee) | 82.19 | 97% | 2020-12-23 |
| 9539. | (liamtangg) | 82.19 | 97% | 2023-05-13 |
| 9540. | (thanosyash) | 82.19 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 9541. | tstats[oldfriend] (oldfriend) | 82.18 | 96% | 2023-02-26 |
| 9542. | (brennan7) | 82.18 | 96% | 2022-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |