And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14700. | connor (i_cant_do_this) | 88.39 | 96% | 2015-07-24 |
| 14701. | Dilan (carnage2) | 88.38 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 14702. | Gordon (gordon_ramsay) | 88.37 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 14703. | ayllonti (ayllonti) | 88.37 | 97.2% | 2023-05-30 |
| 14704. | dimitri (rubikscube44) | 88.37 | 92% | 2014-09-30 |
| 14705. | Avi (avi_ouro) | 88.37 | 97.9% | 2021-02-10 |
| 14706. | Jake (quertior) | 88.37 | — | 2011-01-15 |
| 14707. | Leo (12fingers) | 88.37 | 92% | 2014-01-08 |
| 14708. | V (thewhipfrancis) | 88.36 | 97% | 2019-01-28 |
| 14709. | max (max_el) | 88.36 | 98% | 2022-08-08 |
| 14710. | Devon (mediocrityatbest) | 88.36 | 98% | 2023-01-18 |
| 14711. | 원우 (rladnjsdn) | 88.36 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 14712. | J-Money (jacobbeaudway) | 88.36 | 97.5% | 2023-09-01 |
| 14713. | Dave (almitydave) | 88.36 | — | 2009-10-28 |
| 14714. | Lucky (luckyiroha) | 88.36 | 88% | 2013-12-02 |
| 14715. | Timothy (warmpotato) | 88.36 | 97% | 2018-08-24 |
| 14716. | Alyssa (clarrissa) | 88.35 | 98% | 2018-07-25 |
| 14717. | Sussy (tranan571) | 88.35 | 97% | 2022-05-21 |
| 14718. | David (conderoga) | 88.35 | 95% | 2013-07-06 |
| 14719. | Nibrow (nibrownibashtad) | 88.35 | 98% | 2023-01-19 |
| 14720. | Dudon (2fat2type2day) | 88.35 | — | 2010-01-06 |
| 14721. | West (westqt) | 88.35 | 93% | 2016-09-21 |
| 14722. | NIcola (lenh) | 88.34 | 98% | 2017-04-26 |
| 14723. | Tai (letientai299) | 88.34 | 97% | 2022-05-29 |
| 14724. | shui (sammi76) | 88.34 | 99% | 2018-11-20 |
| 14725. | Allan (itsgam3tyme) | 88.34 | 97% | 2020-03-17 |
| 14726. | Sam (samdog18@hotmail.com) | 88.34 | 92% | 2016-01-14 |
| 14727. | Sushil (sushilp) | 88.34 | 96% | 2014-01-21 |
| 14728. | k9cb (k9cb) | 88.33 | 97% | 2016-12-05 |
| 14729. | Benjin (benjin7) | 88.33 | 97.8% | 2023-07-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |