The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 42993. | clam_digger (clam_digger) | 50.20 | 97% | 2024-03-29 |
| 42994. | Brandon (bmkiefer) | 50.20 | 97% | 2018-01-02 |
| 42995. | duckocat (duckocat) | 50.19 | 95.6% | 2024-11-13 |
| 42996. | Patrick (patramsey) | 50.19 | 88% | 2017-03-24 |
| 42997. | om chavahan (omrajput) | 50.19 | 94% | 2024-02-17 |
| 42998. | Cody Rakozy (drinkwater1620) | 50.19 | 95% | 2023-12-27 |
| 42999. | Ryu (nalyerryuu) | 50.19 | 92.1% | 2023-06-16 |
| 43000. | Laura (llatocki) | 50.19 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 43001. | Ryan (ryanoh994) | 50.18 | 93.8% | 2024-04-11 |
| 43002. | Mr Flinn (mr_flinn) | 50.18 | 96% | 2023-06-27 |
| 43003. | speed racist (cgriff111601) | 50.18 | 99% | 2025-06-09 |
| 43004. | Jonathan (jonathanblowstar) | 50.18 | 97% | 2022-12-05 |
| 43005. | joytothe world (joytothetyp... | 50.18 | 96.3% | 2024-10-12 |
| 43006. | Eeveelover (eeveelover1) | 50.18 | 94% | 2025-10-04 |
| 43007. | ToshiArc (toshi_arc) | 50.18 | 97.2% | 2024-03-14 |
| 43008. | Richard (ricstc) | 50.18 | 90% | 2012-04-05 |
| 43009. | Piyush (piyush_zxr) | 50.17 | 94.8% | 2024-11-09 |
| 43010. | billybob (ronweasley77) | 50.17 | 97% | 2024-08-26 |
| 43011. | Pok (c0m1c5) | 50.17 | 95% | 2014-05-14 |
| 43012. | 2dspot (2dspot) | 50.17 | 95.3% | 2024-11-22 |
| 43013. | Gerardo (sewingbunion9) | 50.17 | 93% | 2021-11-26 |
| 43014. | Salman (salmanzeb) | 50.17 | 95% | 2016-07-15 |
| 43015. | Raymond (northernabyss) | 50.17 | 87% | 2016-05-05 |
| 43016. | Ares (ripkop) | 50.17 | 90% | 2011-07-04 |
| 43017. | Amani (amani7) | 50.17 | 99% | 2014-03-04 |
| 43018. | Zero[0] (nicoleporcincula) | 50.16 | 95% | 2025-05-27 |
| 43019. | loways (loways26) | 50.16 | 96% | 2023-04-28 |
| 43020. | Zoro (parths) | 50.16 | 97% | 2022-04-12 |
| 43021. | Sydney (saclasp) | 50.16 | 97.1% | 2024-09-27 |
| 43022. | Master Mique (mique_cristian) | 50.16 | 95.8% | 2025-03-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |