So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8463. | Henndrong (henndrong) | 88.93 | 94% | 2016-09-14 |
| 8464. | Michael (pokemic) | 88.93 | 98% | 2014-01-20 |
| 8465. | Tommy (tommyn123) | 88.93 | 98% | 2019-05-21 |
| 8466. | Joe (soulixer) | 88.93 | 98% | 2021-04-18 |
| 8467. | Chetan (comhacks) | 88.93 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
| 8468. | Ezekiel (saucyio) | 88.93 | 93% | 2013-12-30 |
| 8469. | Aubrey (warrior13) | 88.93 | 98% | 2013-02-01 |
| 8470. | raf (rafski) | 88.92 | 97% | 2018-06-10 |
| 8471. | Kitt (kittysuit) | 88.92 | 98% | 2014-10-15 |
| 8472. | Patrick (patrickt) | 88.91 | 96% | 2018-05-29 |
| 8473. | Matthew (kylehyde) | 88.91 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| 8474. | Andres (andresnavarro) | 88.91 | 98% | 2013-10-31 |
| 8475. | 210 (badoop) | 88.91 | 92% | 2016-03-06 |
| 8476. | Mary (teachman) | 88.91 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
| 8477. | SLADE99 (slade99) | 88.91 | — | 2008-09-11 |
| 8478. | Capricorn (mangosquirrel) | 88.91 | 98% | 2015-02-03 |
| 8479. | Grim (grim_reaper191713) | 88.90 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
| 8480. | Sebastian (4555) | 88.90 | 99% | 2023-03-09 |
| 8481. | Grace (21gracer) | 88.90 | 96% | 2019-06-10 |
| 8482. | Jason (falminfingaz) | 88.90 | 96% | 2017-04-02 |
| 8483. | PinkSpam (tomato_head) | 88.89 | 98% | 2019-04-16 |
| 8484. | m (imtiaz) | 88.89 | 97% | 2014-10-24 |
| 8485. | Shun Hei Caleb (lincaleb728) | 88.89 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| 8486. | tstats[brandonisstupid] (br... | 88.89 | 96% | 2022-02-25 |
| 8487. | Kaushik (kaushik_nna) | 88.89 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 8488. | Daniels (dontmesswith) | 88.88 | 93% | 2013-12-03 |
| 8489. | OldTypist (oldtypist80) | 88.88 | 96.2% | 2023-09-08 |
| 8490. | haroon (nothisisharoon) | 88.88 | 99% | 2022-01-29 |
| 8491. | Danny (dannytriestotype) | 88.88 | 96.9% | 2021-02-21 |
| 8492. | Daniel (jansson) | 88.88 | 97% | 2015-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |