I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1881. | (saumcreek) | 120.05 | 99% | 2021-04-22 |
| 1882. | (badillac) | 120.05 | 98% | 2017-06-04 |
| 1883. | (oddlyserious) | 120.04 | 99% | 2026-02-24 |
| 1884. | Violette (waterwiz) | 120.04 | 98% | 2022-06-20 |
| 1885. | (pringlecan) | 120.03 | 99% | 2025-03-30 |
| 1886. | Min (mini_tea) | 120.03 | 99% | 2022-07-16 |
| 1887. | (tiki77747) | 120.03 | 99% | 2020-03-15 |
| 1888. | Val (val_f) | 120.02 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 1889. | (dwima_gb) | 120.02 | 100% | 2024-07-24 |
| 1890. | Chart error: Error: Unexpec... | 120.00 | 98.7% | 2024-11-05 |
| 1891. | (tuwuna) | 120.00 | 98% | 2023-06-24 |
| 1892. | (ultrabum) | 119.97 | 98% | 2020-10-14 |
| 1893. | (krapnixfootball) | 119.96 | 98.2% | 2025-02-10 |
| 1894. | (f6zqygeti2yqlru3) | 119.96 | 99% | 2022-11-01 |
| 1895. | piaero (piaero) | 119.96 | 98% | 2019-12-08 |
| 1896. | (pinolicious) | 119.96 | 99% | 2018-05-08 |
| 1897. | sean (seaneneh) | 119.95 | 99% | 2025-10-17 |
| 1898. | (gsdoggo) | 119.95 | 99% | 2025-09-02 |
| 1899. | (rileyxd) | 119.95 | 97% | 2020-10-19 |
| 1900. | (poops_magee) | 119.95 | 99% | 2022-01-10 |
| 1901. | san francisco (2049) | 119.95 | 99% | 2020-01-05 |
| 1902. | (banjoboss) | 119.94 | 99% | 2026-03-10 |
| 1903. | (moronicmetalman) | 119.92 | 99% | 2023-05-16 |
| 1904. | (antrix) | 119.89 | 98% | 2017-05-18 |
| 1905. | Djaenk (djaenk) | 119.89 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 1906. | (a_tortoise) | 119.89 | 97% | 2022-03-16 |
| 1907. | Bucky (buhcky) | 119.89 | 97% | 2025-12-06 |
| 1908. | (johnwenshoe) | 119.87 | 98% | 2025-04-19 |
| 1909. | (deontan) | 119.86 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
| 1910. | (mollybolly) | 119.86 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |