As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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22316. | Nini (notthedestroyer) | 55.30 | 95% | 2022-01-14 |
22317. | VM (vmyts) | 55.30 | 96% | 2020-03-03 |
22318. | cristian (urano) | 55.30 | 95% | 2022-07-26 |
22319. | Lucas (lucaz_) | 55.30 | 95% | 2020-04-17 |
22320. | Kshitij (hailex) | 55.29 | 96% | 2022-04-13 |
22321. | Max (banjopickingman) | 55.29 | 95% | 2019-03-13 |
22322. | Reza (rezabidar) | 55.29 | 93% | 2015-10-03 |
22323. | Pratik (cpxpratik) | 55.29 | 98% | 2016-05-14 |
22324. | Zakir (zakitwelvee) | 55.28 | 94% | 2021-04-01 |
22325. | Hurryharry (hurryharry) | 55.28 | 96% | 2017-07-24 |
22326. | Arun (pyinjector) | 55.27 | 96% | 2021-12-10 |
22327. | Arno (choicesdefineus) | 55.27 | 98% | 2018-06-26 |
22328. | dio (what_is_pain) | 55.27 | 96% | 2018-12-18 |
22329. | Bahaa (bahaa55) | 55.26 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
22330. | Jan (jmm_1) | 55.26 | 98.2% | 2021-01-28 |
22331. | Dan (dtiv19) | 55.26 | 91% | 2019-02-04 |
22332. | Koala267 (koala267) | 55.25 | 98% | 2023-09-13 |
22333. | pak_gaza_bro (azibgondal) | 55.25 | 96% | 2023-09-07 |
22334. | Aiden (2021ajs) | 55.25 | 95% | 2019-10-03 |
22335. | Anlun (anlun) | 55.25 | 94% | 2021-03-05 |
22336. | lost (cloudtraveling) | 55.25 | 96% | 2016-11-12 |
22337. | Jian (jianchoe) | 55.24 | 95% | 2018-01-11 |
22338. | Yenrnar (ernarb) | 55.23 | 96% | 2022-07-15 |
22339. | The real eddie (realeddie) | 55.23 | 95% | 2019-04-07 |
22340. | Borjan (theboko) | 55.23 | 94% | 2020-05-03 |
22341. | Pranav (spacejet13) | 55.22 | 96% | 2022-04-02 |
22342. | CAL (coolcal98) | 55.22 | 96% | 2022-11-23 |
22343. | Kroc (kroc) | 55.22 | 98% | 2021-03-28 |
22344. | Jis (ljs765) | 55.22 | 94% | 2016-02-22 |
22345. | Mateja (lazarevicmaci) | 55.21 | 94% | 2023-08-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |