The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3109. | Ronnie (ebedebeds) | 110.82 | 98% | 2015-11-03 |
| 3110. | Sandpiper (krafty) | 110.82 | — | 2010-08-21 |
| 3111. | Ian (ianweller) | 110.82 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 3112. | Julianne (pavlova_condition... | 110.81 | 96% | 2020-02-19 |
| 3113. | Petrarch (petrarch) | 110.81 | — | 2010-10-12 |
| 3114. | ＿ (haleyk10198) | 110.80 | 98% | 2016-07-25 |
| 3115. | Hari (li1_jimmy) | 110.79 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 3116. | Gamut (gamut) | 110.77 | 98% | 2011-05-20 |
| 3117. | (xandereatscrayons) | 110.77 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 3118. | David (davidjohnston20) | 110.77 | 99% | 2023-05-03 |
| 3119. | L (xice) | 110.77 | 99% | 2017-09-15 |
| 3120. | Johnathan (johndkhan) | 110.77 | 95% | 2013-12-06 |
| 3121. | Nicholas (nicholaswong033) | 110.74 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 3122. | Trent (uninterested) | 110.74 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 3123. | pol (polll) | 110.73 | 96% | 2016-08-22 |
| 3124. | Ming (mingg) | 110.72 | — | 2009-04-25 |
| 3125. | Calvin (calvinguy) | 110.71 | 97% | 2017-07-01 |
| 3126. | chekic (chekic) | 110.71 | 99% | 2022-02-26 |
| 3127. | qwerty (200wpm_average) | 110.71 | 100% | 2021-01-03 |
| 3128. | Joshie (joshie_woshie) | 110.71 | 94% | 2016-04-27 |
| 3129. | Emily (miz_emily) | 110.71 | 98% | 2016-07-05 |
| 3130. | Ivan (ivanivanchenchen) | 110.70 | 98% | 2019-12-02 |
| 3131. | J (thejcperson) | 110.70 | — | 2010-04-23 |
| 3132. | Minh (lminh) | 110.70 | 97% | 2014-06-20 |
| 3133. | Slow (noob) | 110.69 | — | 2010-12-31 |
| 3134. | Tensel (tbbone) | 110.67 | 93% | 2016-09-12 |
| 3135. | Matt (karazi) | 110.66 | 92% | 2011-12-13 |
| 3136. | leonhard (kiwisandlimes) | 110.66 | — | 2009-07-27 |
| 3137. | Jason (jason__) | 110.66 | 89% | 2015-03-12 |
| 3138. | Charlie (generalfich) | 110.65 | 99% | 2021-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |