Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 38642. | Atian (diamondsonic) | 33.82 | — | 2010-10-11 |
| 38643. | Rosy (rosetta) | 33.81 | — | 2009-08-20 |
| 38644. | Ryosuke (ryosuke_05) | 33.81 | 95% | 2023-06-21 |
| 38645. | Angel (angels) | 33.80 | — | 2008-12-21 |
| 38646. | Senith (senith) | 33.80 | 94% | 2016-03-19 |
| 38647. | roka (roka886) | 33.80 | 93% | 2023-02-06 |
| 38648. | janet (charley) | 33.79 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 38649. | valentino (rossi) | 33.79 | — | 2009-03-04 |
| 38650. | Lauren (laurie) | 33.79 | — | 2008-08-26 |
| 38651. | santosh (santoshkumar) | 33.79 | 81% | 2011-11-05 |
| 38652. | Milen JK (milen_jk_17) | 33.79 | 94% | 2023-08-03 |
| 38653. | Deranged (de_ranged) | 33.79 | 94% | 2020-09-23 |
| 38654. | alessandro (alecs76) | 33.78 | — | 2010-02-13 |
| 38655. | Ritwik (rrc_22) | 33.78 | 96% | 2017-10-01 |
| 38656. | Andy (a0981906660) | 33.78 | 96% | 2019-03-17 |
| 38657. | Jpeg (jpeg_jpg) | 33.78 | 95% | 2018-03-01 |
| 38658. | daedre (daedre) | 33.77 | — | 2009-04-20 |
| 38659. | Victoria (cian14) | 33.77 | — | 2010-03-03 |
| 38660. | Vasilis (2004vas) | 33.77 | 92% | 2021-01-26 |
| 38661. | tstats[tylerbmxer] (tylerbm... | 33.77 | 96.8% | 2023-07-23 |
| 38662. | Castro Nicholas (castroklaus) | 33.77 | 92% | 2023-10-29 |
| 38663. | Jacqueline (typegozoom) | 33.77 | 96.2% | 2021-02-19 |
| 38664. | tstats[some_g] (some_g) | 33.75 | 92% | 2019-10-21 |
| 38665. | Kyle (mastercheifftw7) | 33.75 | 92% | 2022-04-11 |
| 38666. | notthatimportant (notthatim... | 33.75 | 95% | 2023-06-25 |
| 38667. | tuyen (anhtuyennt) | 33.74 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 38668. | Arber (hitit) | 33.74 | 93% | 2021-03-09 |
| 38669. | jess (yssuj) | 33.74 | 93% | 2023-07-07 |
| 38670. | Dean (baldchin) | 33.73 | 88% | 2015-05-05 |
| 38671. | phuongduyen (memories) | 33.73 | — | 2011-04-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |