So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30413. | ig@ (fainterkitten) | 52.16 | 88% | 2016-03-23 |
| 30414. | Sophe (sophieb1243) | 52.15 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
| 30415. | Joe (schmuckmaster69) | 52.15 | 97% | 2022-01-22 |
| 30416. | Chris (typistgod14) | 52.15 | 95% | 2019-09-19 |
| 30417. | Nitin (zen619) | 52.15 | 94% | 2022-07-01 |
| 30418. | Ham (hammah713) | 52.15 | 95% | 2021-10-28 |
| 30419. | Dvimrak (bchadwick87) | 52.15 | 95% | 2020-11-15 |
| 30420. | Swift (anuj000032) | 52.15 | 95% | 2021-02-28 |
| 30421. | Leo (kugiyasan) | 52.15 | 95% | 2021-11-13 |
| 30422. | Harry (smilechild16) | 52.15 | 97% | 2015-09-17 |
| 30423. | retry (retry) | 52.15 | — | 2008-12-31 |
| 30424. | dijkstr4 (dijkstr4) | 52.15 | 93% | 2016-01-02 |
| 30425. | Ahmad (ahmad_bin_usman) | 52.15 | 92% | 2013-11-24 |
| 30426. | Dvorak_60 (dvorak_learning) | 52.14 | 97% | 2023-09-04 |
| 30427. | Baron (littlebear) | 52.14 | — | 2010-05-16 |
| 30428. | Spiros (bytheway) | 52.14 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 30429. | k (lumogas) | 52.13 | 93% | 2015-07-21 |
| 30430. | Mina (mina_ragy06) | 52.13 | 95% | 2021-12-25 |
| 30431. | ABCD (lolelel) | 52.13 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 30432. | John (1underman123) | 52.13 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 30433. | bob (1tom) | 52.13 | — | 2009-04-05 |
| 30434. | neelam (neelamsaini) | 52.13 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 30435. | William (iif_cii) | 52.12 | 89% | 2015-12-20 |
| 30436. | Pirate (snail_racerz) | 52.12 | 97% | 2022-01-26 |
| 30437. | Hengky (hengkyfrans) | 52.12 | 94% | 2013-02-18 |
| 30438. | ItchyboyJacob (jacobgwapogi) | 52.12 | 94.9% | 2021-02-01 |
| 30439. | Sebastian (fritani) | 52.12 | 95% | 2019-10-29 |
| 30440. | Avaneesh (avaneeshasokan) | 52.12 | 94% | 2016-03-10 |
| 30441. | 大鳥 (mis123) | 52.12 | 93% | 2015-11-01 |
| 30442. | Jaulanbek (jaulanbek) | 52.11 | 95% | 2022-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |