So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13444. | jaso (jasocanfly) | 79.12 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| 13445. | Kennesaw (kennesawmtlandis) | 79.11 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 13446. | Kim Jong-il (a9088391) | 79.11 | 99% | 2020-09-27 |
| 13447. | Mark Stanley (marklibid) | 79.11 | 98% | 2017-07-19 |
| 13448. | Brent (writerb) | 79.11 | 98% | 2013-01-29 |
| 13449. | kazden (kazdenetienne) | 79.10 | 96% | 2022-02-12 |
| 13450. | Fizik (fiziksouljya) | 79.10 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 13451. | astachurski (astachurski) | 79.10 | 99% | 2023-06-18 |
| 13452. | Rusty (foundry) | 79.10 | 87% | 2015-03-05 |
| 13453. | Pieter (mechdrone) | 79.10 | 95% | 2017-11-23 |
| 13454. | BeckerGames.com (crazyninja... | 79.10 | 88% | 2013-08-02 |
| 13455. | Katherine (doylesgirl73) | 79.10 | 98% | 2023-03-26 |
| 13456. | Bryan (bmyutuc) | 79.10 | 94% | 2013-10-11 |
| 13457. | Dingoose (quantumtheory3) | 79.10 | 91% | 2014-08-26 |
| 13458. | Nicole (nicole813) | 79.10 | 94% | 2011-12-01 |
| 13459. | Fletcher (chowmeinx) | 79.10 | 98% | 2016-08-16 |
| 13460. | Mr (thankfull22) | 79.09 | 99% | 2020-04-19 |
| 13461. | Sasuke (leandroisamazing) | 79.09 | 96% | 2020-05-03 |
| 13462. | Tiddy (tiddytwister) | 79.09 | 95% | 2021-12-13 |
| 13463. | Rick (1rick) | 79.09 | 97% | 2011-07-29 |
| 13464. | Chase (xzenergy) | 79.08 | 96% | 2016-06-04 |
| 13465. | Ally (cloneboy99) | 79.07 | 95% | 2015-03-29 |
| 13466. | Sourav (yashsaha555) | 79.07 | 98% | 2021-08-01 |
| 13467. | kraken (pronto1) | 79.07 | 97% | 2022-07-02 |
| 13468. | Jason (quakers) | 79.07 | 98% | 2017-09-08 |
| 13469. | Seth (arcc016) | 79.06 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
| 13470. | Alex (alex_ofl) | 79.06 | 99% | 2022-12-21 |
| 13471. | Oleg (braga01) | 79.06 | 97% | 2017-06-23 |
| 13472. | COMA (comaone) | 79.06 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 13473. | Jonsel (collapz) | 79.06 | 97% | 2019-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |