I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11458. | Ryan (riguyblitz) | 82.57 | 93% | 2021-10-03 |
| 11459. | Jafeth (demurepuck) | 82.57 | 95% | 2021-03-02 |
| 11460. | melokey (melokey320) | 82.57 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| 11461. | Mohammad (alamin_typist) | 82.57 | 99% | 2018-10-19 |
| 11462. | Düsseldorfer (derfrankfurter) | 82.56 | 96.3% | 2023-05-17 |
| 11463. | Alex (tra_pz) | 82.56 | 97% | 2022-07-28 |
| 11464. | imnotanygood (handicaped) | 82.56 | 97% | 2019-05-21 |
| 11465. | rota (rota22) | 82.56 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| 11466. | YurQ (yurq) | 82.56 | 96% | 2017-02-06 |
| 11467. | Porsit (porsit) | 82.55 | 94% | 2022-11-03 |
| 11468. | Sam (brem_dog) | 82.55 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
| 11469. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 82.55 | 98% | 2019-07-04 |
| 11470. | Smiggy (chillnye) | 82.55 | 95% | 2017-10-20 |
| 11471. | Gjuro (gjuro_eng_key) | 82.54 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
| 11472. | Meerkat (mrmeerkat) | 82.54 | 96% | 2021-05-30 |
| 11473. | Lucas (lucas_a04) | 82.54 | 96% | 2019-05-01 |
| 11474. | meh (privatecain) | 82.53 | 97% | 2024-05-05 |
| 11475. | Accuracy (1omar1) | 82.53 | 95.5% | 2024-06-29 |
| 11476. | Dave (not_dave) | 82.53 | 97% | 2024-04-22 |
| 11477. | The Cup!D (slowly_but_sure) | 82.53 | 97% | 2022-08-08 |
| 11478. | Darren (darrensey) | 82.53 | 96% | 2021-12-20 |
| 11479. | Cuthalion (cuthalion) | 82.53 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 11480. | wespressobean (wespressobean) | 82.52 | 96% | 2024-08-07 |
| 11481. | Kunal (kunal299) | 82.52 | 95% | 2021-08-21 |
| 11482. | Zach (zach_htet) | 82.51 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 11483. | ekponentiel (ekponentiel) | 82.50 | 97.2% | 2025-04-11 |
| 11484. | Geese (geese955) | 82.50 | 97.7% | 2023-12-08 |
| 11485. | Zeeky (zeeky92) | 82.50 | 98% | 2021-02-27 |
| 11486. | Trevor (trev0rk) | 82.50 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
| 11487. | Dim (workahol1c) | 82.50 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |