When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7995. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 88.32 | 97% | 2017-12-07 |
| 7996. | Bostang Palaguna (steiitb2020) | 88.31 | 98% | 2023-04-17 |
| 7997. | KCUFOTEMOC (kcufotemoc1234_) | 88.31 | 96% | 2021-07-31 |
| 7998. | z (zuckles) | 88.31 | 96% | 2018-10-01 |
| 7999. | Stephanie (naderly) | 88.31 | 97% | 2022-04-20 |
| 8000. | OneTree (onetreeinaforest) | 88.31 | 97% | 2018-11-14 |
| 8001. | Christopher (pandaloop) | 88.30 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 8002. | الأصابع (abdoh) | 88.30 | 98% | 2023-07-07 |
| 8003. | Rob (destructo91) | 88.30 | 96% | 2022-08-29 |
| 8004. | alucard (alulord) | 88.29 | 97% | 2025-07-17 |
| 8005. | n00b (gimape07) | 88.29 | 97.2% | 2023-09-19 |
| 8006. | Iron Man (007_speed) | 88.29 | 99% | 2020-11-03 |
| 8007. | Ben (01ben10) | 88.29 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
| 8008. | Max (maxupl) | 88.29 | 96% | 2022-10-07 |
| 8009. | lucas (lucas757) | 88.29 | 98% | 2021-12-12 |
| 8010. | Faa (faa7) | 88.29 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
| 8011. | Accuracy (1omar1) | 88.28 | 95.6% | 2024-06-29 |
| 8012. | Granddogger (granddogger) | 88.28 | 98% | 2023-01-19 |
| 8013. | GuessGen (guessgen) | 88.28 | 98% | 2021-12-11 |
| 8014. | Machine (guldan) | 88.28 | 99% | 2018-03-21 |
| 8015. | Simon (simongreen491) | 88.27 | 98.8% | 2024-10-15 |
| 8016. | Emil (emle10) | 88.27 | 97% | 2018-05-29 |
| 8017. | :o (pc_jones) | 88.27 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
| 8018. | tannoobkod (tannoobkodz) | 88.27 | 98% | 2017-07-09 |
| 8019. | Andy (sheva370) | 88.27 | 96% | 2017-06-14 |
| 8020. | Leong (iamahleong) | 88.26 | 94% | 2017-02-06 |
| 8021. | OUNG (hanzo123) | 88.25 | 97% | 2025-08-07 |
| 8022. | Alfred (alfredpennyworth) | 88.25 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 8023. | Steve (xonev_dvorak) | 88.25 | 98% | 2019-09-27 |
| 8024. | Ritchie (kuupper) | 88.25 | 98% | 2020-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |