I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8037. | Eric (patch298) | 94.87 | 99% | 2025-03-15 |
| 8038. | Humbble (freedom97) | 94.86 | 98.2% | 2023-11-21 |
| 8039. | unmurderable (unmurderable) | 94.86 | 97.6% | 2023-06-23 |
| 8040. | Justin (ustinj) | 94.86 | 99% | 2021-03-01 |
| 8041. | good (afternoonracer) | 94.84 | 99.4% | 2023-08-25 |
| 8042. | Rafael (23woodyj) | 94.84 | 99.4% | 2025-01-15 |
| 8043. | Branden (brandendm) | 94.84 | 99% | 2021-07-23 |
| 8044. | jai (predator726) | 94.84 | 97.8% | 2023-06-13 |
| 8045. | I'm still sticking with Qwe... | 94.83 | 96.8% | 2023-12-30 |
| 8046. | Joe (jhoeeee) | 94.83 | 98.2% | 2023-06-17 |
| 8047. | milo (oosamuoo01) | 94.83 | 99% | 2023-01-13 |
| 8048. | kripp (hotdoghunter) | 94.82 | 95% | 2022-03-09 |
| 8049. | Xandy Wandy Productions (fe... | 94.81 | 97% | 2024-11-18 |
| 8050. | Free (just_free2318) | 94.81 | 95% | 2022-04-28 |
| 8051. | Sanic (192378) | 94.81 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| 8052. | Advait (epik_guy1) | 94.81 | 98.2% | 2021-02-19 |
| 8053. | Andy (1meow1) | 94.80 | 98% | 2019-08-24 |
| 8054. | lemon (lemondemon) | 94.80 | 99% | 2021-12-27 |
| 8055. | Vasil (vasito123) | 94.80 | 97.7% | 2021-02-16 |
| 8056. | Ethan (beyblade727) | 94.80 | 97% | 2020-02-07 |
| 8057. | Marc (cyph3r) | 94.80 | 97% | 2017-07-14 |
| 8058. | ROHIT (rohitpawar) | 94.78 | 97.1% | 2025-03-28 |
| 8059. | Marcin (kawre) | 94.78 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 8060. | shota.b (shotiko8) | 94.78 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
| 8061. | jaso (jasocanfly) | 94.78 | 98% | 2019-12-10 |
| 8062. | hmu (yoyoplz) | 94.78 | 98% | 2019-08-22 |
| 8063. | Tyape (tyape_69) | 94.77 | 99% | 2024-05-14 |
| 8064. | Juicy (juicytomato) | 94.77 | 98.2% | 2024-03-15 |
| 8065. | Barry (barry21) | 94.77 | 99% | 2022-03-17 |
| 8066. | Evan (chubbehmouse) | 94.77 | 97% | 2018-05-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |