And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14636. | Braxton (mcnuggetsauce) | 88.42 | 90% | 2013-12-21 |
| 14637. | Brett (brett_t) | 88.42 | 98% | 2015-08-27 |
| 14638. | Sidi mohamed (need_for_speed) | 88.42 | 100% | 2015-02-14 |
| 14639. | Andrew (monochromeocean) | 88.41 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 14640. | Edward (non_cuber) | 88.41 | 98% | 2023-07-20 |
| 14641. | Jon (jonowright) | 88.41 | 98% | 2023-02-16 |
| 14642. | Christian (chrixsi) | 88.41 | 97% | 2022-02-20 |
| 14643. | Carpal Tunnel (tr0yax) | 88.41 | 96% | 2012-10-03 |
| 14644. | VV (g_vv8) | 88.41 | 97% | 2012-01-26 |
| 14645. | Alexander (xxxaqxxx) | 88.41 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 14646. | IChun (lighttodie) | 88.41 | 97% | 2018-06-02 |
| 14647. | Carl (greviepaug) | 88.41 | 89% | 2016-01-04 |
| 14648. | PinkSpam (tomato_head) | 88.40 | 97% | 2019-04-23 |
| 14649. | Elliott (yummyduck) | 88.40 | 96% | 2021-05-09 |
| 14650. | Jakub (grajak) | 88.40 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 14651. | sam (scoombey) | 88.40 | 97% | 2019-06-25 |
| 14652. | Borlagotch (19jonono) | 88.39 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 14653. | Ethan (neoicebear) | 88.39 | 96% | 2020-07-25 |
| 14654. | jolly1joel (aabossboy) | 88.39 | 98.6% | 2023-11-02 |
| 14655. | Mags (whatsupbuttercup) | 88.39 | 98% | 2018-08-13 |
| 14656. | ariel (arielsoko) | 88.39 | 97% | 2022-01-30 |
| 14657. | Samuel (spiriteater) | 88.39 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 14658. | Alexander (arkross) | 88.39 | 98% | 2015-11-01 |
| 14659. | connor (i_cant_do_this) | 88.39 | 96% | 2015-07-24 |
| 14660. | Dilan (carnage2) | 88.38 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 14661. | Gordon (gordon_ramsay) | 88.37 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 14662. | ayllonti (ayllonti) | 88.37 | 97.2% | 2023-05-30 |
| 14663. | dimitri (rubikscube44) | 88.37 | 92% | 2014-09-30 |
| 14664. | Avi (avi_ouro) | 88.37 | 97.9% | 2021-02-10 |
| 14665. | Jake (quertior) | 88.37 | — | 2011-01-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |