So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22916. | LoyalPotato (loyalpotato) | 63.81 | 95% | 2018-06-10 |
| 22917. | Gareth (gddawson) | 63.81 | 98% | 2012-10-04 |
| 22918. | Fytch (fytch) | 63.81 | 92% | 2014-07-21 |
| 22919. | Danko (dankogl) | 63.81 | 89% | 2016-01-20 |
| 22920. | Nareg (nareghov) | 63.81 | 91% | 2016-01-12 |
| 22921. | Minh (kinras94) | 63.81 | 97% | 2011-07-06 |
| 22922. | IG☢R (_igor_) | 63.81 | 97% | 2016-01-03 |
| 22923. | mike (lurtzzk) | 63.80 | 94% | 2020-10-07 |
| 22924. | Taureus (taureus) | 63.80 | 92% | 2012-02-01 |
| 22925. | Kappa (forn_clakes) | 63.80 | 89% | 2016-11-17 |
| 22926. | Nina (nina_viola) | 63.80 | 94% | 2011-07-13 |
| 22927. | Wezz (w3zz) | 63.80 | 93% | 2017-02-25 |
| 22928. | lhdrive (kickmic) | 63.80 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 22929. | Balaji (awesomebala) | 63.80 | 92% | 2013-10-28 |
| 22930. | wessel (wesseltype) | 63.80 | 97% | 2018-01-13 |
| 22931. | Sarah (inspire_sarah) | 63.80 | 95% | 2014-12-10 |
| 22932. | eric (ericpr) | 63.79 | 95% | 2022-06-17 |
| 22933. | ben (kbeni) | 63.79 | 95.2% | 2023-08-12 |
| 22934. | Barry (barry21) | 63.79 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
| 22935. | Jimmy (jimm9v) | 63.79 | 87% | 2017-01-11 |
| 22936. | 1976 (1976) | 63.79 | 97% | 2014-06-10 |
| 22937. | Ringmaster (the_ringmaster) | 63.79 | 97% | 2018-05-14 |
| 22938. | Siukey (siukey) | 63.79 | 97% | 2016-01-07 |
| 22939. | Lord Chansworth (sircocknfist) | 63.79 | — | 2009-10-17 |
| 22940. | Leon (flopasd) | 63.78 | 96% | 2021-03-19 |
| 22941. | Connor (yahoofanboy) | 63.78 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
| 22942. | jayathungek (jayathungek) | 63.78 | 96% | 2022-08-13 |
| 22943. | Fadzhil (baks16) | 63.78 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 22944. | Stevne (juninight29) | 63.78 | 97% | 2021-07-16 |
| 22945. | Trent (dank_meme_cannon) | 63.78 | 95% | 2021-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |