Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2921. | CF (casperf18) | 76.40 | 97% | 2018-08-28 |
| 2922. | Zoiinae (zoiinae) | 76.39 | 98% | 2019-02-14 |
| 2923. | Dozo (zwierz) | 76.37 | 98% | 2018-11-16 |
| 2924. | VonHD (vonhd) | 76.37 | 97% | 2020-05-28 |
| 2925. | Augment (augment) | 76.35 | 99% | 2018-06-01 |
| 2926. | Celopher (celopher) | 76.35 | 94% | 2019-09-30 |
| 2927. | IonCube (ioncube) | 76.31 | 99% | 2020-09-02 |
| 2928. | Albert (alberteinstein123) | 76.31 | 95% | 2019-12-08 |
| 2929. | Lord (lordkekington) | 76.30 | 97% | 2019-02-24 |
| 2930. | Hussain (hussain50) | 76.29 | 94% | 2018-12-13 |
| 2931. | Jake (allterior) | 76.28 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 2932. | Kim Jong-il (a9088391) | 76.26 | 98% | 2018-12-18 |
| 2933. | Ryan (thoughtpotato) | 76.26 | 96% | 2020-06-04 |
| 2934. | Ishita (ishi17) | 76.25 | 95% | 2019-01-16 |
| 2935. | Kazo (kazo67) | 76.24 | 97% | 2018-12-21 |
| 2936. | sk (skfoo88) | 76.23 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 2937. | Reebane (reebane) | 76.22 | 98% | 2019-09-24 |
| 2938. | jopo (190wpm) | 76.22 | 97% | 2018-12-06 |
| 2939. | Jermaine (mj_procuber) | 76.21 | 97% | 2020-01-29 |
| 2940. | Emeff (jefflar) | 76.21 | 96% | 2019-09-17 |
| 2941. | Lokesh (smilingbean_27) | 76.19 | 98% | 2020-05-25 |
| 2942. | Bilbo (bilboballins) | 76.18 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
| 2943. | An (linkinben158993) | 76.17 | 96% | 2020-05-23 |
| 2944. | HoloPengin (vgf89) | 76.17 | 97% | 2020-03-28 |
| 2945. | Jandy (jandhi) | 76.15 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
| 2946. | Magnus (gramovich) | 76.14 | 96% | 2018-05-03 |
| 2947. | Gramm (alternativeink) | 76.12 | 96% | 2018-06-15 |
| 2948. | ndk100 (ndk100) | 76.11 | 98% | 2020-04-06 |
| 2949. | Adam (ayitsme) | 76.11 | 98% | 2018-12-22 |
| 2950. | Sugma (m3rky) | 76.09 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |