As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3065. | Jesse (himenohogosha) | 105.83 | 99% | 2016-02-12 |
| 3066. | Nick (nidzoni) | 105.83 | 99% | 2022-10-23 |
| 3067. | Daikaigan (daikaigan) | 105.83 | 99% | 2021-03-16 |
| 3068. | eunc (jjoong) | 105.82 | 97% | 2016-09-26 |
| 3069. | fusionguy100 (fusionguy200) | 105.81 | 95% | 2021-08-10 |
| 3070. | Djordje (djo666) | 105.81 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 3071. | tstats[s2dent] (s2dent) | 105.81 | 99% | 2015-06-06 |
| 3072. | erk (estalow) | 105.81 | 98.4% | 2024-01-03 |
| 3073. | rid (kriddy) | 105.80 | 96% | 2022-04-29 |
| 3074. | Darko (darkec) | 105.80 | 98% | 2020-06-05 |
| 3075. | Mr. (serallfreedbear) | 105.78 | 98% | 2021-10-10 |
| 3076. | jph (the_philippines) | 105.78 | 95% | 2016-09-12 |
| 3077. | ㅤ (toptied) | 105.77 | 95.9% | 2024-10-18 |
| 3078. | Glenn (nnelg) | 105.77 | 95.9% | 2021-02-17 |
| 3079. | mathman523 (mathman523) | 105.77 | 97% | 2015-09-28 |
| 3080. | 🚗💨 (miredirex) | 105.77 | 96% | 2019-12-01 |
| 3081. | pwned (16wpm) | 105.76 | 98% | 2023-03-20 |
| 3082. | luka (garicluka03) | 105.75 | 97% | 2025-04-15 |
| 3083. | Matt (ferrarifingers) | 105.72 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
| 3084. | Anton (antonbj3) | 105.72 | 94% | 2017-05-22 |
| 3085. | kr02lc (kreadzz) | 105.71 | 97% | 2022-02-02 |
| 3086. | sam (samdauphi) | 105.71 | 98% | 2021-10-01 |
| 3087. | tstats[jimmy125] (jimmy125) | 105.71 | 96% | 2023-08-07 |
| 3088. | blue (bluishkindofblue) | 105.69 | 98.2% | 2024-03-20 |
| 3089. | Hemish (hemish) | 105.69 | 96% | 2020-09-11 |
| 3090. | Jerome (lykzomg) | 105.69 | 97% | 2017-07-18 |
| 3091. | Earl (earl9000) | 105.68 | 98% | 2024-05-03 |
| 3092. | Arthur (arthurmorgan1899) | 105.68 | 98% | 2022-01-19 |
| 3093. | laundromatt (austen_washer) | 105.68 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
| 3094. | William (fearcat) | 105.68 | 99% | 2021-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |